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DawgHouse

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44. LOL, that's funny!

Reply to Capt. Obvious (Reply #42)

Wed May 18, 2016, 12:39 PM

May 2016

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Using a Target bathroom got really uncomfortable really fast [View all] Capt. Obvious May 2016 OP

That might be a good time to whip out your phone, take a picture, winter is coming May 2016 #1

wasp spray is accurate at 20 feet elehhhhna May 2016 #3

That (or something similar) was my thought as well. woodsprite May 2016 #5

most facilities have a fire extinguisher onhand if there's nothing else available! MisterP May 2016 #38

Better yet... blogslut May 2016 #19

Or just use your outdoor voice Warpy May 2016 #30

No, do NOT whip out a phone camera in a bathroom. Dr. Strange May 2016 #31

Potty Party Perverts Piss me off! lagomorph777 May 2016 #46

Does Target have security people? drm604 May 2016 #2

This. Glad you suggested it. Butterbean May 2016 #20

It would be a good time to kick the door open sharp_stick May 2016 #4

Second that. Kick the door hard. You don't want any of those preverts in there. Vincardog May 2016 #7

This tale is full of ... Gormy Cuss May 2016 #6

"men and homosexuals" . . . HughBeaumont May 2016 #8

If the stall door is closed, it would seem... 3catwoman3 May 2016 #9

Sounds like a good time for a can of bear mace! Rex May 2016 #10

Pepper spray. Straight to the fundie's corneas. backscatter712 May 2016 #11

Hell, a jar of Target jalapeno slices will do! KansDem May 2016 #13

Good idea mountain grammy May 2016 #14

Well , that was her excuse for taking a good long peek. keithbvadu2 May 2016 #12

This is getting fucking scary. Initech May 2016 #15

Image Capt. Obvious May 2016 #16

Talk about a first world fear! AZ Progressive May 2016 #17

God damned Potty Party Perverts Piss me off! lagomorph777 May 2016 #18

how did she 'know' you were a women? spanone May 2016 #21

She called in the village wizard to inspect her hyman Capt. Obvious May 2016 #26

there is that. spanone May 2016 #33

I would have told them I was going to call the cops for harassment. Javaman May 2016 #22

Yeah, I certainly wouldn't want to let any "weirdos" in the restroom with me. BlueStater May 2016 #23

Target lets men and homosexuals use just any bathroom now. AlbertCat May 2016 #24

hermetically sealed peeper proof stalls are the answer NoMoreRepugs May 2016 #25

. ohnoyoudidnt May 2016 #27

I love that so much... it is so amazing how little self-awareness these idiots have Fast Walker 52 May 2016 #35

+1 uponit7771 May 2016 #40

New excuse? Mnpaul May 2016 #49

This rings as true as the Whole Foods Cake Episode TexasMommaWithAHat May 2016 #28

Mace them, run, call the police. That was a sexual assault and she should be arrested.n/t jtuck004 May 2016 #29

One day these homophobes will assault each other in an epic misunderstanding. eShirl May 2016 #32

Did you bring a spork? snort May 2016 #34

Fuckin' religion. It makes the world crazy. nt valerief May 2016 #36

She wrote a follow-up to this piece oberliner May 2016 #37

I would have kicked her peeper ass Skittles May 2016 #39

Sometimes Dorian Gray May 2016 #41

When in doubt, always go to the Jerk Store comeback Capt. Obvious May 2016 #42

LOL, that's funny! DawgHouse May 2016 #44

Ha ha Dorian Gray May 2016 #45

Same idea - variation: salin May 2016 #48

That is seriously disturbed mcar May 2016 #43

Ugh! Bigredhunk May 2016 #47

what a fucked up person JI7 May 2016 #50

I believe I'd kick the door hard enough to make the idiot regret it. DisgustipatedinCA May 2016 #51