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tavernier

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10. He did not age well.

Thu May 19, 2016, 10:15 PM

May 2016

In photos he appeared to be quite handsome as a very young man, but he let himself go early on. He is overweight, dumpy, obviously from spending hours behind a desk dreaming up some new flim flam scheme or schmoozing someone at a restaurant while pigging out on steak and lobster and creme brûlée. The comb over can only be attractive to another orangutan. And if he thinks his mail order brides are attracted to him for any reason other than his bank book, he is seriously deluded.

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Hahahahaha PJMcK May 2016 #1

Of course he doesn't, that thing is being held captive on top of his orange head. nt ChisolmTrailDem May 2016 #4

"I just couldn’t relax with him because he never lets his hair down." Yet, who wants to see that! L. Coyote May 2016 #2

"Well Ms. Zdrock is a stupid loser." Initech May 2016 #3

"Now if only I could something for these little hands...." GoneOffShore May 2016 #5

I wish he had really said that, Chellee May 2016 #14

And the award for the most pathetically insecure man in the world goes to.... smirkymonkey May 2016 #6

What hair? Octafish May 2016 #7

The best? Well, obviously! redStateBlueHeart May 2016 #8

He did let his hair down....... once... Guy Whitey Corngood May 2016 #9

He did not age well. tavernier May 2016 #10

He was marginally passable looking for maybe five minutes. Warren DeMontague May 2016 #13

Yeah, i bet. Warren DeMontague May 2016 #11

". . . because he never lets his hair down." Stinky The Clown May 2016 #12