Ben Carson thinks America is a cruise ship about to go over the Niagara Falls

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7. I've always been concerned about cruise ships going over Niagara Falls

But there's an easy and obvious solution to the problem: we just need a law restricting which spaceship bathrooms transgender astronauts can use -- and probably the simplest way to get that badly-needed law is to take over a national wildlife refuge, preferably before Obama comes to confiscate everybody's cold dead fingers