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Rex

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27. Eventually someone will wake up the ever slumbering Carson and tell him. He will drink a redbull

Thu Jul 21, 2016, 10:04 PM

Jul 2016

Ben will run out on stage, his pants will fall off at the perfect comedy moment at which point people start laughing at him. Maxwell pulls out his hammer and starts whacking away at the front row yelling about how 'tough he was on his mommy'!

At that point Jeb? runs out from behind the curtains and tackles Carson or tries to and ends up taking out the entire delegation from Maine.

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Something will happen during the speech [View all] malaise Jul 2016 OP

Nixon rises up from his grave and screams for Liddy? Solly Mack Jul 2016 #1

... suffragette Jul 2016 #4

;) Solly Mack Jul 2016 #15

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahhahahha! malaise Jul 2016 #6

What could make America greater? Another disgraced President who is forced to resign from office. Solly Mack Jul 2016 #14

And this is what tricky dick sees.... madinmaryland Jul 2016 #67

Well, if he wasn't screaming before he saw that... Solly Mack Jul 2016 #68

Prompter goes out... nt ProudProgressiveNow Jul 2016 #2

Teleprompter takes a dive HipChick Jul 2016 #3

Wrong speech malaise Jul 2016 #7

I can't say what I want to see happen. Avalux Jul 2016 #5

He does not look the picture of health.. HipChick Jul 2016 #8

Avalux- you're in good company with those thoughts. onecaliberal Jul 2016 #30

We will find out it was lifted from XYZ. Rex Jul 2016 #9

What if he withdraws malaise Jul 2016 #13

PANIC. Rex Jul 2016 #16

Hehehehehhe malaise Jul 2016 #20

Eventually someone will wake up the ever slumbering Carson and tell him. He will drink a redbull Rex Jul 2016 #27

Trump poops his pants? tcfrogs Jul 2016 #10

Looks this one is high on the picks malaise Jul 2016 #42

Sudden, uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea Glorfindel Jul 2016 #11

You mean he has norovirus? malaise Jul 2016 #17

I second this post. Rex Jul 2016 #22

Sudden, uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea WILL happen Wednesdays Jul 2016 #24

You win the thread malaise Jul 2016 #29

I think the teleprompter goes out... tallahasseedem Jul 2016 #12

Zombie Reagan will arrive and say, "win one for the Trumpster" book_worm Jul 2016 #18

What will Zombie Nixon say malaise Jul 2016 #40

He launches into the secret speech he's been writing. nolabear Jul 2016 #19

This could happen malaise Jul 2016 #23

Horns will start growing out of the sides of the top of his montana_hazeleyes Jul 2016 #21

We can wish malaise Jul 2016 #26

Melania will unveil her 'blue steel' look? suffragette Jul 2016 #25

Hehehehehehhehe malaise Jul 2016 #28

I think he's going to call Obama the N word or Hillary a C nt maryellen99 Jul 2016 #31

Norovirus armageddon? JHB Jul 2016 #32

I would pay to see that malaise Jul 2016 #36

Biggest crowd and tv audience of his life - he'll have an orgasm GreatCaesarsGhost Jul 2016 #33

Melania Vanilli doesn't look very happy. Or maybe the Botox has frozen her face that way. onecaliberal Jul 2016 #34

Damn that's good Melania Vanilli malaise Jul 2016 #37

I didn't come up with it, but it's fitting! onecaliberal Jul 2016 #39

Hopefully, his hair will fly off his head. muntrv Jul 2016 #35

Enjoy this malaise Jul 2016 #38

Miss Melania doe not look happy. Peregrine Took Jul 2016 #41

Why would anyone want his attention? malaise Jul 2016 #43

He starts speaking in tongues and rolls off the podium - twitching jpak Jul 2016 #44

The podium they brought themselves in all gold and black malaise Jul 2016 #45

Assassination attempt. LuvNewcastle Jul 2016 #46

His hairpiece rises off his head and flies around the arena like a bat jpak Jul 2016 #47

That I'd love malaise Jul 2016 #48

I'm hoping that ALIENS abduct him & Mike Pence!! trueblue2007 Jul 2016 #49

He will lie and lie malaise Jul 2016 #55

Melania will unhinge her jaw and eat a gopher. n/t pamela Jul 2016 #50

She does not seem happy.. HipChick Jul 2016 #60

This jpak Jul 2016 #51

He'll go off script. MohRokTah Jul 2016 #52

The start of the US Flatpicker Jul 2016 #53

The podium will be listed as a Pokestop The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2016 #54

LMAO! nt Lisa0825 Jul 2016 #57

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Jul 2016 #58

Zombie Reagan will stumble up to the mic and groan out Snarkoleptic Jul 2016 #56

No turns out nothing is happening but the same bullshit malaise Jul 2016 #59

Medea Benjamin! suffragette Jul 2016 #61

LOL malaise Jul 2016 #62

And peed a bit in his pants. suffragette Jul 2016 #64

ding ding ding jpak Jul 2016 #63

Second rounds on me! suffragette Jul 2016 #65

Oh shit. I fell asleep. What the fuck happened?? madinmaryland Jul 2016 #66

Nothing it was all fear fear fear malaise Jul 2016 #70

The Dodgers will beat the Nationals handily. cherokeeprogressive Jul 2016 #69