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32. Norovirus armageddon?

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Thu Jul 21, 2016, 09:08 PM

Jul 2016

Hundreds of delegates clear out their intestinal tracts from both ends?

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Something will happen during the speech [View all] malaise Jul 2016 OP

Nixon rises up from his grave and screams for Liddy? Solly Mack Jul 2016 #1

... suffragette Jul 2016 #4

;) Solly Mack Jul 2016 #15

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahhahahha! malaise Jul 2016 #6

What could make America greater? Another disgraced President who is forced to resign from office. Solly Mack Jul 2016 #14

And this is what tricky dick sees.... madinmaryland Jul 2016 #67

Well, if he wasn't screaming before he saw that... Solly Mack Jul 2016 #68

Prompter goes out... nt ProudProgressiveNow Jul 2016 #2

Teleprompter takes a dive HipChick Jul 2016 #3

Wrong speech malaise Jul 2016 #7

I can't say what I want to see happen. Avalux Jul 2016 #5

He does not look the picture of health.. HipChick Jul 2016 #8

Avalux- you're in good company with those thoughts. onecaliberal Jul 2016 #30

We will find out it was lifted from XYZ. Rex Jul 2016 #9

What if he withdraws malaise Jul 2016 #13

PANIC. Rex Jul 2016 #16

Hehehehehhe malaise Jul 2016 #20

Eventually someone will wake up the ever slumbering Carson and tell him. He will drink a redbull Rex Jul 2016 #27

Trump poops his pants? tcfrogs Jul 2016 #10

Looks this one is high on the picks malaise Jul 2016 #42

Sudden, uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea Glorfindel Jul 2016 #11

You mean he has norovirus? malaise Jul 2016 #17

I second this post. Rex Jul 2016 #22

Sudden, uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea WILL happen Wednesdays Jul 2016 #24

You win the thread malaise Jul 2016 #29

I think the teleprompter goes out... tallahasseedem Jul 2016 #12

Zombie Reagan will arrive and say, "win one for the Trumpster" book_worm Jul 2016 #18

What will Zombie Nixon say malaise Jul 2016 #40

He launches into the secret speech he's been writing. nolabear Jul 2016 #19

This could happen malaise Jul 2016 #23

Horns will start growing out of the sides of the top of his montana_hazeleyes Jul 2016 #21

We can wish malaise Jul 2016 #26

Melania will unveil her 'blue steel' look? suffragette Jul 2016 #25

Hehehehehehhehe malaise Jul 2016 #28

I think he's going to call Obama the N word or Hillary a C nt maryellen99 Jul 2016 #31

Norovirus armageddon? JHB Jul 2016 #32

I would pay to see that malaise Jul 2016 #36

Biggest crowd and tv audience of his life - he'll have an orgasm GreatCaesarsGhost Jul 2016 #33

Melania Vanilli doesn't look very happy. Or maybe the Botox has frozen her face that way. onecaliberal Jul 2016 #34

Damn that's good Melania Vanilli malaise Jul 2016 #37

I didn't come up with it, but it's fitting! onecaliberal Jul 2016 #39

Hopefully, his hair will fly off his head. muntrv Jul 2016 #35

Enjoy this malaise Jul 2016 #38

Miss Melania doe not look happy. Peregrine Took Jul 2016 #41

Why would anyone want his attention? malaise Jul 2016 #43

He starts speaking in tongues and rolls off the podium - twitching jpak Jul 2016 #44

The podium they brought themselves in all gold and black malaise Jul 2016 #45

Assassination attempt. LuvNewcastle Jul 2016 #46

His hairpiece rises off his head and flies around the arena like a bat jpak Jul 2016 #47

That I'd love malaise Jul 2016 #48

I'm hoping that ALIENS abduct him & Mike Pence!! trueblue2007 Jul 2016 #49

He will lie and lie malaise Jul 2016 #55

Melania will unhinge her jaw and eat a gopher. n/t pamela Jul 2016 #50

She does not seem happy.. HipChick Jul 2016 #60

This jpak Jul 2016 #51

He'll go off script. MohRokTah Jul 2016 #52

The start of the US Flatpicker Jul 2016 #53

The podium will be listed as a Pokestop The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2016 #54

LMAO! nt Lisa0825 Jul 2016 #57

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Jul 2016 #58

Zombie Reagan will stumble up to the mic and groan out Snarkoleptic Jul 2016 #56

No turns out nothing is happening but the same bullshit malaise Jul 2016 #59

Medea Benjamin! suffragette Jul 2016 #61

LOL malaise Jul 2016 #62

And peed a bit in his pants. suffragette Jul 2016 #64

ding ding ding jpak Jul 2016 #63

Second rounds on me! suffragette Jul 2016 #65

Oh shit. I fell asleep. What the fuck happened?? madinmaryland Jul 2016 #66

Nothing it was all fear fear fear malaise Jul 2016 #70

The Dodgers will beat the Nationals handily. cherokeeprogressive Jul 2016 #69