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DFW

(60,264 posts) Tue Dec 20, 2016, 11:23 AM Dec 2016

I have an advance copy of Trump's inaugural address, in case anyone's interested [View all]

"My fellow Americans: it'll be great, believe me. Shit, it's cold out here. I'm done. Where's my limo?"

In keeping with the length of his attention span, you understand........

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I have an advance copy of Trump's inaugural address, in case anyone's interested [View all] DFW Dec 2016 OP

BENGHAZZZZZZZZIIIIIII!!! Takket Dec 2016 #1

Not any more DFW Dec 2016 #6

yeah, gotta be careful about that now. mopinko Dec 2016 #13

They are probably already wonderin why it is not. DFW Dec 2016 #39

That'll make time for all the "A" list performers. TexasProgresive Dec 2016 #2

They all cancelled. DFW Dec 2016 #5

And the Trump Family Jug Band! Initech Dec 2016 #7

Cameo appearance! n/t DFW Dec 2016 #9

And here's their first song! Initech Dec 2016 #11

Megan Mullaly recently discussed this on Colbert: forgotmylogin Dec 2016 #15

He can't carry a tune any more than he can carry a truck n/t DFW Dec 2016 #17

I thought I was being ironic. TexasProgresive Dec 2016 #10

Ted Nugent performing Chipper Chat Dec 2016 #24

"...now here's Mike and Kellyanne with the details." Gidney N Cloyd Dec 2016 #3

while I won't watch it and want to ignore it treestar Dec 2016 #4

I think he will disappoint his followers ginnyinWI Dec 2016 #8

Thank you, my dear DFW! It's perfect! CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2016 #12

Yeah... jaxind Dec 2016 #14

Ben Ghazi, Mendocino Dec 2016 #18

I'd replace "limo" with "helicopter" that forgotmylogin Dec 2016 #16

Nah! You wrote in complete sentences lunatica Dec 2016 #19

pretty sure that is too coherent for the orange one. niyad Dec 2016 #20

I'm not totally fluent in Republicanese DFW Dec 2016 #25

see, even the fact that you know the difference means you can never be dumbed down enough niyad Dec 2016 #26

The difference is: DFW Dec 2016 #28

"words mean what I say they mean" niyad Dec 2016 #29

Like Ned Beatty's character in "Shooter," Sen. Charles Meachum of Montana DFW Dec 2016 #30

Nah, he'll drag it out for awhile. lark Dec 2016 #21

Well, following his usual pattern pipi_k Dec 2016 #22

I did forget the repetition DFW Dec 2016 #23

Attention span? Is that what they're calling it these days? KamaAina Dec 2016 #27

Span to be interpreted loosely in this case DFW Dec 2016 #41

I have a feeling I won't have any reason to get a copy. summerschild Dec 2016 #31

Look on the bright side DFW Dec 2016 #32

That's pretty good, DFW. GaYellowDawg Dec 2016 #33

Put it this way: DFW Dec 2016 #34

Well... GaYellowDawg Dec 2016 #35

I've heard DFW Dec 2016 #36

No way. He'll tell us he's Einstein, Ghandi, Muhammud Ali, and the next coming lindysalsagal Dec 2016 #37

The only Gandhi he's ever heard of is Indira DFW Dec 2016 #38

k&r Lionel Mandrake Dec 2016 #40