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10. He strikes me as the constipated type

Fri Feb 3, 2017, 04:13 PM

Feb 2017

He sits on the toilet a long time, tweeting away, because his bowels won't move. Everything about him strikes me as constipated and backed up.

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I'm No Expert, But I Bet tRump Farts A LOT and has Chronic, Monumental Diarrhea [View all] stopbush Feb 2017 OP

LOL! That would indeed explain a lot! fleur-de-lisa Feb 2017 #1

Well, every time he talks it's verbal diorrhea all right! ananda Feb 2017 #2

To your title: guillaumeb Feb 2017 #3

on the list of things I didn't really need to read about nt moda253 Feb 2017 #4

Made ya look...made ya think. stopbush Feb 2017 #6

Well we know he's full of malaise Feb 2017 #5

I will need time to wash that image from my brain. nt Blue_true Feb 2017 #7

Yes, that explains it perfectly. In_The_Wind Feb 2017 #8

Chronic Donkees Feb 2017 #9

He strikes me as the constipated type Sanity Claws Feb 2017 #10

Yeah, that's what I think, too cyclonefence Feb 2017 #12

He definitely has verbal diahrrea for sure! Initech Feb 2017 #11

This is the bowling green massacre of which KAC spoke. randome Feb 2017 #13

We can always hope that one day he farts and deflates in to oblivion liberal N proud Feb 2017 #14

The real reason he cut short the phone call with the Australian PM mnhtnbb Feb 2017 #15

rather he was constipated & takes an elvis. pansypoo53219 Feb 2017 #16