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Alice11111

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62. ...and he fancies himself a hunk P grabber

Fri Feb 10, 2017, 07:06 PM

Feb 2017

Yes, he is a FAT ASSED, REPULSIVE, FLABBY CHESTED, PERVERTED, SEXUAL ASSAULTER, UGLY, MOTHER FUCKING, LOONEY TUNES, BLOATED IDIOT . You just can't be a 10 if you are a man when your flabby breasts hang down to your saggy scrotum. You would have to have a face like Colin Firth, rather than one that looks like a bloated orange exploding pumpkin, with long, icky, stringy, plastic looking hair glued to it.

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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Who wore it best? [View all] malaise Feb 2017 OP

On the left is President Obama. guillaumeb Feb 2017 #1

Freaking delish malaise Feb 2017 #2

Soon there will be an official court photographer. guillaumeb Feb 2017 #8

tRump is so image conscious he will spend precious time approving every picture. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2017 #41

LOLOLOL Zoonart Feb 2017 #27

Malaise, can you post this on Twitter - that way he'll be sure to see it! n/t chimpymustgo Feb 2017 #66

I'm not on Twitter malaise Feb 2017 #67

if you got those photos from a website(s), pls. give me the URLs wordpix Feb 2017 #133

It's one graphic malaise Feb 2017 #135

But he's the healthiest man to ever run for the presidency... Freedomofspeech Feb 2017 #3

Clearly all his words are meaningless malaise Feb 2017 #5

He probably eats his words as well. sheshe2 Feb 2017 #84

ROFL malaise Feb 2017 #88

;) sheshe2 Feb 2017 #111

This message was self-deleted by its author MoonRiver Feb 2017 #122

He does not look as if he ever ran or exercised in his life. eom guillaumeb Feb 2017 #6

Just his thumbs. eom fleur-de-lisa Feb 2017 #11

Nice, very nice. guillaumeb Feb 2017 #13

Apparently he was the best baseball player in New York malaise Feb 2017 #12

As the back fence? guillaumeb Feb 2017 #14

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Feb 2017 #15

... Alice11111 Feb 2017 #58

To your point malaise Feb 2017 #18

Because Pres A-Hole made numerous comments on women's bodies may this woman say: Marie Marie Feb 2017 #24

Precisely malaise Feb 2017 #25

He's a 2.5 at BEST. volstork Feb 2017 #29

I give him a 1 and that's b/c his heart is beating wordpix Feb 2017 #136

I liked what Patton Oswalt said about him during the campaign: George II Feb 2017 #34

Hehehehehehehhe malaise Feb 2017 #82

true story...slightly off topic...a few years ago were were on vacation and sitting around the pool George II Feb 2017 #83

... SunSeeker Feb 2017 #112

...and he fancies himself a hunk P grabber Alice11111 Feb 2017 #62

Geez...he really brings out the worst in me Alice11111 Feb 2017 #64

+1000 smirkymonkey Feb 2017 #71

Too kind malaise Feb 2017 #80

He definitely has man-boobs. Ligyron Feb 2017 #104

Trump bra for man boobs. Rosie should market that one Alice11111 Feb 2017 #106

ROFL!!!!! MoonRiver Feb 2017 #121

LOL, having fun with this and may I add to your rant wordpix Feb 2017 #137

1 exception for the FAT-SHAMER-IN-CHIEF Alice11111 Feb 2017 #144

Fat ass and child-bearing hips. BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2017 #90

BLOTUS! NastyRiffraff Feb 2017 #107

:D BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2017 #120

BLOTUS! That's perfect Alice11111 Feb 2017 #142

That's a full ax handle wide. Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2017 #109

Beeeep!!! Beeeeeep!!! BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2017 #123

Funniest thread. Too bad we can't make him work out in Alice11111 Feb 2017 #145

Heh! I'd love to do him a favor. BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2017 #146

His doctor is as big a liar as Fuckface is. Eliot Rosewater Feb 2017 #76

The doctor looks just as malaise Feb 2017 #77

Stay Puft! volstork Feb 2017 #26

You read my mind! GoCubsGo Feb 2017 #30

You need the video illustration BumRushDaShow Feb 2017 #60

Thanks for volstork Feb 2017 #68

Perhaps he should wear Bedouin style robes? guillaumeb Feb 2017 #36

Pillsbury Doughboy Liberal In Texas Feb 2017 #28

The dough looks diseased. eom guillaumeb Feb 2017 #37

Yeast infection... sheshe2 Feb 2017 #85

LOL He makes me itch to see his photo Alice11111 Feb 2017 #87

Well, it looks like it has risen quite a bit. guillaumeb Feb 2017 #98

The villain from Ghostbusters I (Stapuft man)? bigbrother05 Feb 2017 #33

I am glad I do not eat marshmallows. eom guillaumeb Feb 2017 #39

Is that really Trump? Dulcinea Feb 2017 #91

Your title line is genius JDC Feb 2017 #97

Luck, not genius. guillaumeb Feb 2017 #99

Pillsbury Doughboy!! lastlib Feb 2017 #100

Long past the expiration date. guillaumeb Feb 2017 #102

Humpty Drumpty wordpix Feb 2017 #132

Waiting for the fall? guillaumeb Feb 2017 #143

President Obama gademocrat7 Feb 2017 #4

MMM, MMMM, MMMM . . . fleur-de-lisa Feb 2017 #7

PBO is all kinds of Fionne!... HipChick Feb 2017 #9

Yeh - that's an understatement - he could park those shoes here malaise Feb 2017 #10

Could you outrun Michelle Obama? guillaumeb Feb 2017 #16

Hehehehehehe malaise Feb 2017 #17

That reminds me, I need a set of Michelins. TheCowsCameHome Feb 2017 #19

To think that he has opinions on how women should look malaise Feb 2017 #20

But he's a 10.....actually two 5s. George II Feb 2017 #38

More like three threes malaise Feb 2017 #40

For that comment, I give you a heart! nt Nay Feb 2017 #55

I'll just leave this here, too arithia Feb 2017 #21

When I first saw that dress I did think of tin-foil malaise Feb 2017 #22

Gee Lotusflower70 Feb 2017 #23

Gee indeed malaise Feb 2017 #42

is trump wearing a diaper? Marthe48 Feb 2017 #31

Hehehehehehhehe malaise Feb 2017 #32

Barf. complain jane Feb 2017 #35

waddle, waddle, waddle... spanone Feb 2017 #43

Leave that cute pig malaise Feb 2017 #46

He loves fast food malaise Feb 2017 #48

Apparently Fake Bone Spur Trump Submariner Feb 2017 #59

That's crazy but so is the Con malaise Feb 2017 #61

Bwahahahahaaaa....food court!!!! 👍🏼 spanone Feb 2017 #105

LOL malaise Feb 2017 #118

Could this have been deliberate trolling by Pres. Obama? If so, very funny! tblue37 Feb 2017 #44

I doubt it malaise Feb 2017 #45

My eyes! My eyes! Bayard Feb 2017 #47

Watch him coming down the stairs on AF1 malaise Feb 2017 #50

President Obama is the FINEST president we ever had! montana_hazeleyes Feb 2017 #49

he was wonderful, too bad we lost the House wordpix Feb 2017 #134

Someone's courting a massive heart attack. VOX Feb 2017 #51

Or a massive stroke... llmart Feb 2017 #94

In a heartbeat. (heh) VOX Feb 2017 #148

Trump in a staff meeting alfredo Feb 2017 #52

Rising above them with malaise Feb 2017 #54

And propelled by pungent air. alfredo Feb 2017 #78

LOL malaise Feb 2017 #79

1+ alfredo Feb 2017 #81

Isn't that Bannon? His face is corroding. Thor_MN Feb 2017 #96

That is from wiping his face after having his hand up trump's arse. alfredo Feb 2017 #115

Arugula, baby jayschool2013 Feb 2017 #53

It shows malaise Feb 2017 #56

It's weird...Obama looks like a combination of Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott in that pic... First Speaker Feb 2017 #57

Have another Bic Mac catbyte Feb 2017 #63

Offensive indeed malaise Feb 2017 #65

Well y'know some of us like a big "bear" of a man flamingdem Feb 2017 #69

That pic is since his return malaise Feb 2017 #70

Trump is the fattest president since Taft. Beacool Feb 2017 #72

Be still my aching malaise Feb 2017 #73

Maybe fate will take care of him. Beacool Feb 2017 #74

He chose his food malaise Feb 2017 #75

If he would only fall and smash pence, Ryan, or Turtleman when he has his heart attack Alice11111 Feb 2017 #89

Trump is an ignorant buffoon, but Pence is also vile. Beacool Feb 2017 #117

to be fair, there is quite a bit of age difference Skittles Feb 2017 #86

Oh, hell... llmart Feb 2017 #92

Can you imagine how secretly, and I DO mean secretly, jealous Melania is of Michelle? MoonRiver Feb 2017 #93

Hehehehehe malaise Feb 2017 #95

Sh said she admired her, then the Orange Blob didn't let her be seen Alice11111 Feb 2017 #108

Handsome and fit! blueseas Feb 2017 #101

Even hot. As Michelle says, swagger Too cool 4 school Alice11111 Feb 2017 #110

Yes - great memories blueseas Feb 2017 #126

Good Lord. He's been putting the lbs on and NO TIE CAN HIDE THIS. onecent Feb 2017 #103

Sexiest man alive vs. least sexiest man alive. Vinca Feb 2017 #113

Please, Butterflylady Feb 2017 #114

#45 is quite the lady-killer! Jamaal510 Feb 2017 #116

Obama is more physically attractive than Trump. Really? sl8 Feb 2017 #119

Truth is Rump set himself up for this kind of ridicule. MoonRiver Feb 2017 #124

I don't understand this argument. sl8 Feb 2017 #125

This is about a manwho thinks he is in a position to rate women malaise Feb 2017 #129

There is no one more on board with riduling D. Trump than I. sl8 Feb 2017 #131

Therefore now we have permission to rate men ?! n/t sl8 Feb 2017 #141

Guy on the left, pure class!! Guy on the right, pure fright!!!! LongTomH Feb 2017 #127

Physically fit vs. Bloated mess Kimchijeon Feb 2017 #128

Very cute graphics malaise Feb 2017 #130

malaise, I need the URL where photos came from to post on Twitter wordpix Feb 2017 #138

I posted how to get it above but this might be easier malaise Feb 2017 #139

♥ Why thank you for the warm welcome! ♥ Kimchijeon Feb 2017 #147

Interesting username GP6971 Feb 2017 #140

Ah yes, let the fat shaming begin. Calista241 Feb 2017 #149

Well, he does loves to judge people on their looks leftstreet Feb 2017 #150

No he thinks he can rate women malaise Feb 2017 #151