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ProfessorGAC

(77,255 posts)
27. What An Idiot!
Wed Mar 22, 2017, 12:30 PM
Mar 2017

You know, if he hadn't had such small hands, there would be no room for that firework to fall inward like that.

Just sayin'

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Oh. MY. God. Squinch Mar 2017 #1
Hahahaha... No wait they burned all our faces and junk, shit The Polack MSgt Mar 2017 #2
You could see that coming. Lil Missy Mar 2017 #3
Sadly, in real life, once he hit the ground the fire spread endangering the rest of us. Solly Mack Mar 2017 #4
And about the ignorance level as well. Fla Dem Mar 2017 #5
Obama secretly sabotaged all pyrotechnic devices just so this could happen. randome Mar 2017 #6
The Fiend! ChazInAz Mar 2017 #24
Brilliant minds of deplorables. democratisphere Mar 2017 #7
I wonder what he said when he went to the emergency room. DemocratSinceBirth Mar 2017 #8
I'm thinking someone simply called out, "Got another dick-cracker here!" randome Mar 2017 #14
Beer and pizza night in the barracks sarge43 Mar 2017 #33
Probably the same thing the guy who has the vibrator stuck up his japple Mar 2017 #17
Meh. How about the guy who scored a Darwin sarge43 Mar 2017 #23
More than one guy. progressoid Mar 2017 #38
Makes one proud of humanity. sarge43 Mar 2017 #39
"Honestly, Doc, it wa a ONE IN A MILLION shot... can't believe a bowling pin got up there!" Still In Wisconsin Mar 2017 #28
I used to schedule surgical cases and this kind of stuff japple Mar 2017 #31
Lol! demmiblue Mar 2017 #9
Thank you! I needed that good laugh WhiteTara Mar 2017 #10
And cocky enough to dance it around. JudyM Mar 2017 #34
well, he did look deflated WhiteTara Mar 2017 #35
I would've liked about another 10 seconds' worth just to be sure. JudyM Mar 2017 #36
... WhiteTara Mar 2017 #37
That was great! CrispyQ Mar 2017 #11
Excuse me while I whip this out... Wounded Bear Mar 2017 #12
Joke: "What was the redneck's famous last words?" KittyWampus Mar 2017 #13
Tried for the Darwin Award Leith Mar 2017 #15
Burned by a flaming dick. Yeah, that's about right. n/t sarge43 Mar 2017 #16
Ha! My thoughts exactly! You beat me to it!! NurseJackie Mar 2017 #18
Perfect!!! calimary Mar 2017 #22
You have to wonder about his "friend" filming that... Moostache Mar 2017 #19
Watch this! ffr Mar 2017 #20
Hold my beer! Initech Mar 2017 #21
You'd think after all these years... dobleremolque Mar 2017 #25
Perfect! LiberalLovinLug Mar 2017 #26
What An Idiot! ProfessorGAC Mar 2017 #27
Haha, guy burned his face AND his junk. Still In Wisconsin Mar 2017 #29
Roman (candle) hands, Rushin' fingers Fritz Walter Mar 2017 #30
My brain says, "Dumbass." JohnnyLib2 Mar 2017 #32
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