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None. He'd torture it to death. Solly Mack Apr 2017 #1
Can they cross a skunk with a porcupine? n/t Binkie The Clown Apr 2017 #2
The Kraken? Kablooie Apr 2017 #3
Good one. narnian60 Apr 2017 #12
King cobra, for his love of acting like faux royalty? SeattleVet Apr 2017 #4
Get a bunch of them...all kinds LeftInTX Apr 2017 #62
Scorpion. dchill Apr 2017 #5
Yep, scorpion greymattermom Apr 2017 #31
He doesn't like animals as pets, animals don't "like" him. He has humans as "pets" Sunlei Apr 2017 #6
Penthouse? lastlib Apr 2017 #56
A very unhappy and pissed off fire breathing dragon who hates orange. Doreen Apr 2017 #7
Oscar uppityperson Apr 2017 #8
Oh my! You've been around DU for a while. maveric Apr 2017 #73
I'm fairly certain Bannon is Oscar. Solly Mack Apr 2017 #85
Thread winner! Rhiannon12866 Apr 2017 #92
the most dangerous and lethal animal... dhill926 Apr 2017 #9
Reince Preibus Warren DeMontague Apr 2017 #10
+1000 Pachamama Apr 2017 #53
A rock... Rollo Apr 2017 #11
a large colony of flesh-eating maggots. NBachers Apr 2017 #13
Boa madokie Apr 2017 #14
A cur mudgeon lpbk2713 Apr 2017 #15
Hyena, although he is a bad example and might corrupt the morals of the animal. Portland_Anni Apr 2017 #16
something cold blooded. shark? pansypoo53219 Apr 2017 #17
Anything that would gnaw his balls off is good enough for me. n/t BlueStater Apr 2017 #18
Honey Badger - See fact #4 Donkees Apr 2017 #24
Honey badger don't care japple Apr 2017 #28
Let's start with a plant and if he hasn't killed it within a year we'll move up to goldfish. briv1016 Apr 2017 #19
That fat C*** should not get a pet canetoad Apr 2017 #20
A snake ATL Ebony Apr 2017 #21
Weasel jehop61 Apr 2017 #22
piranhas he can swim with luvMIdog Apr 2017 #23
How about a MyOwnPeace Apr 2017 #25
I can't think of a more cruel thing to do to any animal then to let it be the pet democratisphere Apr 2017 #26
One of those Burmese pythons from the Everglades. But I don't raccoon Apr 2017 #27
Candiru fish. Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2017 #29
He's already got one - Spicer. Vinca Apr 2017 #30
A rodent with tiny paws tinrobot Apr 2017 #32
A sea wasp . . . hatrack Apr 2017 #33
I thought he was already wearing one on his head.. whathehell Apr 2017 #34
Dung beetle perhaps? VMA131Marine Apr 2017 #35
That would be one happy dung beetle. ornotna Apr 2017 #71
How about a nice ant farm. neeksgeek Apr 2017 #36
A tape worm. 3catwoman3 Apr 2017 #37
That would be pretty awful CountAllVotes Apr 2017 #68
LOLOLOLOLOL! Squinch Apr 2017 #102
A snake Demsrule86 Apr 2017 #38
An iguana, which should be the new GOP mascot with the mantra: "They just kinda sit there." randome Apr 2017 #39
if an asp was good enough for cleopatra dembotoz Apr 2017 #40
I like the sound of that, an asp for an ass Motley13 Apr 2017 #55
His hair northoftheborder Apr 2017 #41
A pet rat in his jail cell. It can live in his hair. nt JTFrog Apr 2017 #42
Hopefully no one will give him an Easter bunny. JudyM Apr 2017 #43
A New York City sewer rat meow2u3 Apr 2017 #44
A Face-Eating Leopard Mr. Ected Apr 2017 #45
A pet rock Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2017 #46
get a pet that will put trump 6 ft. under! jimjc Apr 2017 #47
Goldfish PoorMonger Apr 2017 #48
A scorpion. "You knew what i was". SharonAnn Apr 2017 #49
A pit viper Gothmog Apr 2017 #50
A spitting cobra doc03 Apr 2017 #51
Pets winetourdriver01 Apr 2017 #52
Rabid wolverine davekriss Apr 2017 #54
Something that eats old, fat golfers. L. Coyote Apr 2017 #57
a Trump eating gator perhaps? flamingdem Apr 2017 #69
No living thing deserves him for an owner. appleannie1943 Apr 2017 #58
A little frog. bluedigger Apr 2017 #59
A Romney. He can kick it all he wants. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2017 #60
Gila Monster CanonRay Apr 2017 #61
A basket of asps Orrex Apr 2017 #63
How about a poisonous snake? BigDemVoter Apr 2017 #64
I would not wish that on any creature. WhiteTara Apr 2017 #65
A severe fungal infection? N/t FSogol Apr 2017 #66
A huge porcupine with adverse reactions to orange and gold ismnotwasm Apr 2017 #67
None. That would be ohheckyeah Apr 2017 #70
I can only imagine he would be cruel to an animal. erinlough Apr 2017 #89
Rock. Can't do any harm and he can carry it with him in travels lunasun Apr 2017 #72
A turtle OliverQ Apr 2017 #74
Take him to Seaworld and throw him in the tank with an Orca milestogo Apr 2017 #75
Something large, bad-tempered and carnivorous The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2017 #76
Oh, I know, Ring worns!! Doreen Apr 2017 #77
He already has pets. shockey80 Apr 2017 #78
What was that snake Voldemort worked with? mikehiggins Apr 2017 #79
A pet rock Soxfan58 Apr 2017 #80
Black widow MLAA Apr 2017 #81
NONE. no animal should be exposed to him. spanone Apr 2017 #82
Devin Nunes bronxiteforever Apr 2017 #83
A younger one that will live in the white house Runningdawg Apr 2017 #84
None, it wouldn't be fair to the pet MiniMe Apr 2017 #86
He needs a pussy that will grab him crazycatlady Apr 2017 #87
... Rhiannon12866 Apr 2017 #93
I thought he already had one AnnieBW Apr 2017 #88
Yes, it's inside his skull dalton99a Apr 2017 #90
He needs a Jabba the Hut EarthFirst Apr 2017 #91
"Montecore" oasis Apr 2017 #94
What pets do they allow in prison? roamer65 Apr 2017 #95
I used to have a pet rat. No rat deserves Trump... Rhiannon12866 Apr 2017 #96
None RobinA Apr 2017 #97
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal Kennah Apr 2017 #98
Do we have Rathtars? Kennah Apr 2017 #99
Asp Hekate Apr 2017 #100
Pet Rock Lebam in LA Apr 2017 #101
His own penis. GallopingGhost Apr 2017 #103
A hungry, hungry alligator. Squinch Apr 2017 #104
Per these replies, I'm going with ringworm... hunter Apr 2017 #105
Didn't Putin give him a pack of Russian Wolf Hounds (agents?) nt PoliticalPie Apr 2017 #106
A very affectionate full-grown albino Python. The golden color should appeal to DT. n/t woodsprite Apr 2017 #107
I guess something that will get along with his Honey Badger Midnight Writer Apr 2017 #108
Cock-roach Alice11111 Apr 2017 #109
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