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58. Pre-Colombian Aztec

Tue Apr 18, 2017, 02:06 AM

Apr 2017

You're subconsciously a Pre-Colombian Aztec! Deep down you're energetic, passionate and filled with a blood lust impossible to sate. Your subconscious spirituality is rooted in thinking basketball is a piss-poor substitute for ōllamaliztli, and although you have doubts when nobles talk about an eagle on a cactus eating a snake being a sign from the gods to build Tenochitlan, you're extremely proud that your culture invented chocolate. Your greatest hope is to be accepted into the Jaguar Warriors (because the Eagle ones are pussies), but you'll praise Quetzalcoatl no matter what.

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Your sub-conscious religion: 30 second test. Fun! [View all] lindysalsagal Apr 2017 OP

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You'n me both! elleng Apr 2017 #3

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Moi aussi. Based on my answers I did not expect that! n/t Tom Rinaldo Apr 2017 #84

AH, bon jour, mon ami! elleng Apr 2017 #88

Me, too. Surprised me. Shrike47 Apr 2017 #27

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me too! mainer Apr 2017 #75

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I was a Peaceful Quaker when I took this the other day. bluedigger Apr 2017 #7

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Me too. aidbo Apr 2017 #14

as here dweller Apr 2017 #61

Me too! csziggy Apr 2017 #20

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Same here. smirkymonkey Apr 2017 #35

Me too. Sounds pretty level headed. I'll take it! JudyM Apr 2017 #43

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 spanone Apr 2017 #47

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I too am a Zen Buddhist, apparently petronius Apr 2017 #9

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Peaceful Quaker. sinkingfeeling Apr 2017 #10

I'm a dancing Jew!!! LeftInTX Apr 2017 #12

Zen Buddhist Phoenix61 Apr 2017 #13

Dancing Jew. Chellee Apr 2017 #15

It appears to capture the definition well! yardwork Apr 2017 #32

How can an atheist Bayard Apr 2017 #16

Pretty sure that's where the atheists went back in the day: 18th century atheism lindysalsagal Apr 2017 #18

Not so much, back in the day. Ms. Toad Apr 2017 #55

Haha, I got the same! Kentonio Apr 2017 #68

Peaceful Quaker..... lucca18 Apr 2017 #17

I wasn't sure this fit in GD, but it seems to be doing fine. lindysalsagal Apr 2017 #21

My problem was that in the question of PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2017 #22

I chose Hawking for that reason. lindysalsagal Apr 2017 #24

Except for me, even he is not someone I'd turn to. PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2017 #25

Zen buddist kimbutgar Apr 2017 #23

I'm a dancing jew. applegrove Apr 2017 #26

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I got BAC also the first time. Took it again, changed Ilsa Apr 2017 #52

I was a Dancing Jew the first time I took it LeftInTX Apr 2017 #53

Zen Buddhist here, too. 3catwoman3 Apr 2017 #50

Well well, I'm a dancing jew/quaker posing as a Zen-nostic with Rasta tendenancys mitch96 Apr 2017 #51

I'm a Hindu Yogi. :-) kentuck Apr 2017 #54

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Agnostic Philosopher! JimGinPA Apr 2017 #59

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Really should be atheist, not agnostic. Lunabell Apr 2017 #64

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Quaker here madokie Apr 2017 #69

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Zen Buddhist also. Demsrule86 Apr 2017 #85