"What did I just say?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! [View all]

Donald ("My colostomy bag has a designer golden weave"

Trump just finished saying: "Well, Dr. Oz, the one thing I learned to do is not watch CNN anymore. . . . I learned this way back in my campaign. . . . You should have heard the things they would make up about me. . . . Even now, I see them bashing me hour after hour. . . . It gets tedious."
Dr. Oz is saying: "But didn't you just say you don't watch them? . . . I mean I have it right here, . . . wait a second . . ."
Trump is about to say: "I mean sometimes I see them in passing, like in the airport, and I can just tell they're spending hours and hours making up lies about me. . . .When I said it was
'tedious', I meant
'predictable'. . . . That should be obvious! . . .
Don't try to make me say something I didn't!"
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Above CAPTION not too loosely based on an AP int erview as covered by Crooks & Liars:
http://crooksandliars.com/2017/04/trump-repeatedly-lies-about-his-first-100