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tavalon

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18. Wow, The Ferret is teh awesome

Tue Apr 25, 2017, 10:44 PM

Apr 2017

Of you are truly new to DU, welcome, welcome, welcome and where the hell have you been. We've been here since the coronation of King Dubya in 2000.

So happy to welcome you. I love the names you chose. I have a couple more favs for you: Cheetolinni and Rinsed Penis. Oh, and spray tan baby man.

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Another day, another descent into madness. [View all] TheFerret Apr 2017 OP

Holy wall of text. nt LexVegas Apr 2017 #1

Thank you jesus thank you lord, it's TheFerret!!!!!!! eom Leghorn21 Apr 2017 #2

Sorry, unreadable Jersey Devil Apr 2017 #3

Admirably understated sir or madam. BSdetect Apr 2017 #4

I enjoy the creative names you have for Trump. beam me up scottie Apr 2017 #5

Awesome post! A Brand New World Apr 2017 #6

"Polling continues to be a perpetual-motion-nut-punching machine" - yeah, TF! Xoxo!! eom Leghorn21 Apr 2017 #7

LMAO here! Lifelong Protester Apr 2017 #8

Readability TheFerret Apr 2017 #9

I'm thinking Lifelong Protester Apr 2017 #10

Not having a problem reading text at all jazzcat23 Apr 2017 #23

Do you mean from a Word doc--or is this quoted from someone else? nt tblue37 Apr 2017 #33

This message was self-deleted by its author Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2017 #56

If you copy a word doc into a post, it destroys the formatting so you always have to add spaces Amaryllis Apr 2017 #67

Oh, yeah. Shrike47 Apr 2017 #11

Thank you! My fave Trump name: Shart of the Deal SunSeeker Apr 2017 #12

These are all really good. irisblue Apr 2017 #37

Please ... PLEASE ... keep this up, thx for the paragraphs ... legend bound uponit7771 Apr 2017 #13

Good one! Marie Marie Apr 2017 #14

"forgot about it because he got swept up in a MATLOCK marathon or something . . . ." Binders Keepers Apr 2017 #15

Excellent! Phoenix61 Apr 2017 #16

Another winner. Aristus Apr 2017 #17

Wow, The Ferret is teh awesome tavalon Apr 2017 #18

Or "Pussolini." nt tblue37 Apr 2017 #30

Good one! tavalon Apr 2017 #32

Out-fucking-standing! GliderGuider Apr 2017 #19

Ah, some gonzo journalism rearing its satirical and gritty head... PatrickforO Apr 2017 #20

Well put. flying rabbit Apr 2017 #21

"The Ostomy Bag with a Dead Tabby on Top"--as a person with an Ostomy, BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2017 #22

Utterly brilliant. dalton99a Apr 2017 #24

Gary Bauer's second cousin would have gotten more done. dchill Apr 2017 #25

Wait... Bob Loblaw Apr 2017 #63

OK. He kinda is. dchill Apr 2017 #70

Love it Hayduke Bomgarte Apr 2017 #26

Omfg! Lotusflower70 Apr 2017 #27

Thanks. I'm glad it was your brain and not mine that ferreted through all that. notdarkyet Apr 2017 #28

K&R for a righteous (and *funny*!) rant! nt tblue37 Apr 2017 #29

Bravo! n/t Heartstrings Apr 2017 #31

the art of the steal 90-percent Apr 2017 #34

Hah Egnever Apr 2017 #35

Wow! Fantastical post! womanofthehills Apr 2017 #36

K & f'n R! n/t Lugnut Apr 2017 #38

Great job!! I'll add, Remember the movie, "Canadian Bacon?" Alice11111 Apr 2017 #39

This administration is a Kleptocratic kakistrophic klusterf... or kkk pbmus Apr 2017 #40

You can't imagine my joy at seeing this post... Hugin Apr 2017 #41

flowing read. Hilarious! peacebuzzard Apr 2017 #42

I enjoyed every word...thanks. Demsrule86 Apr 2017 #43

You said it LunaLiebestod Apr 2017 #44

This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Apr 2017 #45

K&R for Shart of the Deal ProfessorPlum Apr 2017 #46

I likes the cut o' yer jib Kimchijeon Apr 2017 #47

Freaking delish malaise Apr 2017 #48

k and r simply for the ostomy bag and kitty intro! the rest is excellent as well. niyad Apr 2017 #49

Beautiful! H2O Man Apr 2017 #50

ostemy bag. MFM008 Apr 2017 #51

hey dfnj Apr 2017 #52

Oh Wow. ismnotwasm Apr 2017 #53

Brilliant iamateacher Apr 2017 #54

K&R nt ProudProgressiveNow Apr 2017 #55

"The Ostomy Bag With a Dead Tabby on Top..." Different Drummer Apr 2017 #57

Dude, you are definitely home here. Ligyron Apr 2017 #58

Thats just beautiful! Thank you. nt tomp Apr 2017 #59

"...the steady drip drip drip of the Russia scandal filled up another pail this morning"... eleny Apr 2017 #60

Thanks TheFerret! They_Live Apr 2017 #61

I sense a Viral Virus in the making bucolic_frolic Apr 2017 #62

Most excellent TheFerret denbot Apr 2017 #64

Good googlie Ferret, that's a masterpiece. sarge43 Apr 2017 #65

Now that's a rant! -- "Shit Circus in the Middle of a Flaming Sharknado" LuckyLib Apr 2017 #66

Ok, time the to stop the hysterical dramatics. This is real, not a bad dream. Nitram Apr 2017 #68

Hilarious! shanti Apr 2017 #69

K&R BSdetect Apr 2017 #71