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3. Yeah but everyone will get straight A's

Reply to Warren DeMontague (Reply #1)

Thu May 18, 2017, 07:04 PM

May 2017

The answer to every question is JESUS

I pull this on people who I know are cool from time to time who say "Can I ask you a question?"

Me: "Is the answer JESUS?"
Them: "No"
Me: "WRONG! The answers always Jesus!"

Using a Rev. Lovejoy voice makes it really funnier.

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