UPDATED: Rant: Really? Trump is exhausted?

[Fritz Walter]

59. Y'all should lighten up on 45!

He spends so many waking hours watching Faux News, and then after he goes to bed (without the loving embrace of Melange), his tiny, little bladder wakes him up once, twice, maybe even more often at night -- depending on how often he hits the red DietCoke™ button. Ranting on Twitter (repeatedly) settles his mind to the point where he can take a pre-dawn nap before he starts the whole cycle over again. And again.
The only exercise he gets is on weekends, crawling out of a golf cart, swinging a club, waddling back to the cart and repeating 9, maybe 18 times at a stretch.
Take him across 6-7 time zones, make him curtsy, do a sword thingy, climb the steps back into AF1,... what pudgy, ketchup-on-steak-eating 70-year-old could keep up?

Actually, quite a few.
Never mind.