This July 8th, the Roswell, NM story began...

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17. A guy pulled burrdocks out of his dog's fur, and had an inspiration.

"But...us humans are so dumb that we can't tie our own shoes unless the aliens taught us!"

A guy at MUFON lamented the fact that with the proliferation of cell phone cameras, the numbers of UFO pictures is going DOWN.

Even the ones that do come out are photoshop fakes, (either the photographer admits they are fakes or they don't,) or the usual wobbly picture of a blob of light.

But George Adamski still is believed for his Venus chicken brooder flying saucers.

The "Face On Mars" is still believed in.

Barney and Betty Hill still have their wild tales recounted, and added to.