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NCjack

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4. I look at the crowd today -- its the biggest ever, but the DEMs will cheat me

Fri May 26, 2017, 01:40 PM

May 2017

and the Pentagon will say Obama had a bigger crowd. I was smart when I was 18 -- I found a way to get 4F classification and not serve in the military, giving me a pass on becoming the Unknown Soldier. I stayed home and fought VD. I went on to get incredibly rich, and get three beautiful wives. I won the presidency by the largest margin ever! I would have won the largest popular vote ever, but the DEMs cheated me at the polls. I had the biggest crowd ever for my inauguration. I farted in the Pope's office. I ... I ... I ...

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Trump's Planned Memorial Day Speech at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier: [View all] MineralMan May 2017 OP

Then he will say: Doreen May 2017 #1

"I call them dead losers because they are dead" dalton99a May 2017 #2

"I like people who are alive" NastyRiffraff May 2017 #3

I look at the crowd today -- its the biggest ever, but the DEMs will cheat me NCjack May 2017 #4

He is an insult to veterans, their families, and their sacrifices Victor_c3 May 2017 #5

Oh, no. He'll be at Arlington, no doubt. MineralMan May 2017 #6

The he'll give himself a purple heart. GeorgeGist May 2017 #7

He made plenty of sacrifices, believe me! MineralMan May 2017 #8

Personally I hope he is so exhausted from his trip that he just cannot make it Greywing May 2017 #9