This Just In: Trump Barricades Self inside West Wing [View all]

[MineralMan]

After having heavy furniture moved against the doors and taping aluminum foil over all windows, Donald Trump has apparently barricaded himself and a few loyal staff members inside the White House. Uncertainty is the order of the day, following this unprecedented move. Attempts to contact Trump via his cell phone have proven to be unsuccessful, so all anyone can do is wait for tweets from the President. We will have team coverage from the White House grounds during the 5.

I suppose this is necessary - {satire}