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42. I guess people who believe the bible literally will believe anything...like Trump being a Christian

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 10:19 PM

Jul 2017

they're so gullible, all you have to do is SAY you believe that shit, despite all evidence to the contrary, and they'll vote for you.

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Dump is giving a hail Jesus Speech. [View all] sheshe2 Jul 2017 OP

He'll come back as a cockroach Hekate Jul 2017 #1

HA!!!!!! sheshe2 Jul 2017 #10

And I will grab my rubbah slippah off my foot and hit 'im so fast... Hekate Jul 2017 #16

Squashed like the bug he is!!!!! sheshe2 Jul 2017 #20

I'm personally hoping for a dung beetle Oneironaut Jul 2017 #54

And he repeated the Ben Franklin prayer myth. Zen Democrat Jul 2017 #2

Well consider he probably has no clue who Ben Franklin was.. Docreed2003 Jul 2017 #7

The orange anus knows Ben Franklin is on the one hundred-dollar bill.... Brother Buzz Jul 2017 #22

Or Jesus, either. lastlib Jul 2017 #44

Maybe he thinks Ben Franklin is still alive. murielm99 Jul 2017 #53

I just threw up listening.... Pachamama Jul 2017 #3

... FakeNoose Jul 2017 #4

Jesus followed it up with a salute for the Don Docreed2003 Jul 2017 #9

He's speaking before the First Baptist Church of Dallas at the Kennedy Center. Zen Democrat Jul 2017 #5

Thus we know there's no life after death, because JFK's ghost would be on a RAMPAGE. politicat Jul 2017 #46

Was taking a nice nap. Woke up to that junk. Jesus. Hoyt Jul 2017 #6

Bet you thought you were having a nightmare.... Pachamama Jul 2017 #8

He has a vet in a wheel chair up on a platform all by his lonesome waving a flag. sheshe2 Jul 2017 #15

Any minute now he'll invite people up to be healed. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #11

OMG don't joke about that...... pangaia Jul 2017 #19

I wasn't joking. That's how he sounds and that's how his supporters respond. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #24

There is going to be violence in the USA. pangaia Jul 2017 #26

More violence and widespread, you mean. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #27

Yes more. Much more. We haven't seen anything yet. pangaia Jul 2017 #31

I try not to think about that, but he does need to be brought down. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #36

They are his sheep and follow mindlessly. sheshe2 Jul 2017 #43

Praise the LAWD!!!!! sheshe2 Jul 2017 #21

Trump has the hair to be a televangelist. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #25

And the very same evil spirit. sheshe2 Jul 2017 #37

It's an ugly situation that gets more dangerous with each day. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #39

I know. sheshe2 Jul 2017 #48

These People Are So Fucked Up Grassy Knoll Jul 2017 #40

Attempting to turn America into Saudi Arabia Matthew28 Jul 2017 #12

What the deplorable suckers see! yallerdawg Jul 2017 #13

Vomit inducing. sheshe2 Jul 2017 #23

Do they have a version on black velvet? nt Buns_of_Fire Jul 2017 #57

Fuck that pigshit bastard. roamer65 Jul 2017 #14

Sean Hannity Must Of Had 9 Orgasms By Now Grassy Knoll Jul 2017 #17

Jerking off under his hat! n/t RKP5637 Jul 2017 #30

You've got a stronger stomach than I. cwydro Jul 2017 #18

Can't watch it, can't listen to it. He's just so F'en disgusting, no matter what party. n/t RKP5637 Jul 2017 #28

Before he even mentioned Jesus he whined about Raine Jul 2017 #29

Lol Yup! sheshe2 Jul 2017 #34

I love it Raine Jul 2017 #55

Self applause. madamesilverspurs Jul 2017 #32

DUzy! sheshe2 Jul 2017 #38

Ever notice how when a basketball player misses a foul shot s/he claps for themself? pangaia Jul 2017 #52

He is just pandering. Desperate, desperate pandering Siwsan Jul 2017 #33

Yet there they are. sheshe2 Jul 2017 #49

Dear Lord ProudLib72 Jul 2017 #35

God had better bless America, because Trump is fucking it up! - nt KingCharlemagne Jul 2017 #41

I guess people who believe the bible literally will believe anything...like Trump being a Christian flibbitygiblets Jul 2017 #42

I Think It Was Anderson Cooper That Was Talking To A Trump Fuck... Grassy Knoll Jul 2017 #47

'Christians' sheshe2 Jul 2017 #50

Trump is the most Godless person to ever hold the Raine Jul 2017 #56

Hoping for more of a Hail Mary intercepted in the end zone and run back for a TD by our side Freethinker65 Jul 2017 #45

Sinclair Lewis said it many years ago: "When COLGATE4 Jul 2017 #51