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raven mad

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65. We didn't lose many - it was too cloudy.

Mon Aug 21, 2017, 11:58 PM

Aug 2017

I am willing to bet Bible Baptist Church (who are NOT Christians - they believe like sTrumpet, only when it suits their agenda) is still pretty full, too.

When it stops raining, I'll go check out the area, see if there are cars or motorcycles left over from those who went.......... also, if their cabins are intact? Y'all come on up! Free rent!

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****Official DU Rapture Thread**** [View all] Kaleva Aug 2017 OP

One of my socks was raptured! I just emptied the dryer and one is missing! 😢 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 2017 #1

Post of the day! LMMFAO... ADX Aug 2017 #3

Must have been... Cirque du So-What Aug 2017 #4

Ha! demmiblue Aug 2017 #9

😂 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 2017 #15

All of Floyd's socks are hole-y True Dough Aug 2017 #54

DUzy malaise Aug 2017 #30

not raptured....teleported bluecollar2 Aug 2017 #49

Now Dobby is free! AwakeAtLast Aug 2017 #66

Left behind in Northern Colorado... 96% coverage, but still not enough to make it even remotely hlthe2b Aug 2017 #2

Ha, yeah OriginalGeek Aug 2017 #7

Got pretty dark for about 15 minutes here in NM Warpy Aug 2017 #26

Didn't have the glasses, madamesilverspurs Aug 2017 #32

I always feel enraptured at astronomical events marylandblue Aug 2017 #5

My dog disappeared for about 15 minutes. alfie Aug 2017 #6

My wingnut Trumpy neighbour across the road just came back from the store,never been so disappointed sunonmars Aug 2017 #14

Totality has come and gone. alfie Aug 2017 #24

Gnashing of teeth! Rendering of Garments! Thick cloud cover has moved in! Kaleva Aug 2017 #8

About a few minutes ago the call center here got empty. mwooldri Aug 2017 #10

You're not in Ballantyne, are you? cwydro Aug 2017 #16

Nope, Prime Credit USA. I'm Peggy. mwooldri Aug 2017 #20

There's a bunch of call centers in Ballantyne in Charlotte. cwydro Aug 2017 #28

A towel at the pool mysteriously started flipping and rolling around - no wind underpants Aug 2017 #11

Have any of the A-holes left yet.....or when can we expect the excuses for God not turning up. sunonmars Aug 2017 #12

SO LONG, SUCKERS cyclonefence Aug 2017 #13

I am following a new Mercedes that has a bumper DURHAM D Aug 2017 #17

I Was raptured!!!!! kcdoug1 Aug 2017 #18

lol Renew Deal Aug 2017 #19

Please rapture the whole entire gop. Lunabell Aug 2017 #21

+1 riversedge Aug 2017 #27

+1000 southerncrone Aug 2017 #52

Well, I was 91% raptured. nolabear Aug 2017 #22

darn freddyvh Aug 2017 #23

you only get raptured if god wants you Angry Dragon Aug 2017 #37

My keys disappeared. I was convinced that they were raptured, but my wife found them. nt NCjack Aug 2017 #42

If god wants you - but what if you are indoors? womanofthehills Aug 2017 #61

VERY NICE Angry Dragon Aug 2017 #62

I"m still here. Where the hell is Jim Bakker? hamsterjill Aug 2017 #25

I think I ruptured a little bit, maybe in the vicinity of my spleen Mr. Ected Aug 2017 #29

Our president's brain has been raptured IronLionZion Aug 2017 #31

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I'm in heaven now SCantiGOP Aug 2017 #35

did it recognize you? Just reattach itself? rurallib Aug 2017 #40

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did you buy that... SCantiGOP Aug 2017 #60

I know this guy who died last night. It's so close that I'm counting him. 1 raptured! nt NCjack Aug 2017 #39

Jesus h Christ we're still here !!! Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2017 #41

Damn...I'm still here in Florida!! Sancho Aug 2017 #43

On my way home to New York from South Carolina Danmel Aug 2017 #44

Still here, didn't make the cut... sarisataka Aug 2017 #45

Double your odds, bring chocolate too MLAA Aug 2017 #47

Good idea sarisataka Aug 2017 #48

I witnessed a bag of Lays clasic potato chips get raptured MLAA Aug 2017 #46

We had a 6 pack raptured...or something. world wide wally Aug 2017 #50

A nice distraction from the daily "Trump Administration Setting Scenario To Declare Martial Law", LanternWaste Aug 2017 #51

the ever important Rapture index bottomofthehill Aug 2017 #53

My beer was raptured during the eclipse. liberalmuse Aug 2017 #55

I was hoping the over-ripe cat litter would be raptured jpak Aug 2017 #56

Fair enough Roy Rolling Aug 2017 #57

Damn it! I was hoping the rapture would have taken the Orange buffoon. Doreen Aug 2017 #58

My wife and I "raptured" a bottle of wine Best_man23 Aug 2017 #59

Did not get raptured, did get drunk and ate cucumber sammies. AngryAmish Aug 2017 #63

Never heard "rapture" turned into a verb before! I like it. Amaryllis Aug 2017 #64

We didn't lose many - it was too cloudy. raven mad Aug 2017 #65

Three of my zucchinis are no longer in the garden. That can't be coincidence. Three of them. L. Coyote Aug 2017 #67

Went to the toilet.... parkia00 Aug 2017 #68