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parkia00

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68. Went to the toilet....

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Tue Aug 22, 2017, 12:25 PM

Aug 2017

It was big and it hurt.

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****Official DU Rapture Thread**** [View all] Kaleva Aug 2017 OP

One of my socks was raptured! I just emptied the dryer and one is missing! 😢 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 2017 #1

Post of the day! LMMFAO... ADX Aug 2017 #3

Must have been... Cirque du So-What Aug 2017 #4

Ha! demmiblue Aug 2017 #9

😂 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 2017 #15

All of Floyd's socks are hole-y True Dough Aug 2017 #54

DUzy malaise Aug 2017 #30

not raptured....teleported bluecollar2 Aug 2017 #49

Now Dobby is free! AwakeAtLast Aug 2017 #66

Left behind in Northern Colorado... 96% coverage, but still not enough to make it even remotely hlthe2b Aug 2017 #2

Ha, yeah OriginalGeek Aug 2017 #7

Got pretty dark for about 15 minutes here in NM Warpy Aug 2017 #26

Didn't have the glasses, madamesilverspurs Aug 2017 #32

I always feel enraptured at astronomical events marylandblue Aug 2017 #5

My dog disappeared for about 15 minutes. alfie Aug 2017 #6

My wingnut Trumpy neighbour across the road just came back from the store,never been so disappointed sunonmars Aug 2017 #14

Totality has come and gone. alfie Aug 2017 #24

Gnashing of teeth! Rendering of Garments! Thick cloud cover has moved in! Kaleva Aug 2017 #8

About a few minutes ago the call center here got empty. mwooldri Aug 2017 #10

You're not in Ballantyne, are you? cwydro Aug 2017 #16

Nope, Prime Credit USA. I'm Peggy. mwooldri Aug 2017 #20

There's a bunch of call centers in Ballantyne in Charlotte. cwydro Aug 2017 #28

A towel at the pool mysteriously started flipping and rolling around - no wind underpants Aug 2017 #11

Have any of the A-holes left yet.....or when can we expect the excuses for God not turning up. sunonmars Aug 2017 #12

SO LONG, SUCKERS cyclonefence Aug 2017 #13

I am following a new Mercedes that has a bumper DURHAM D Aug 2017 #17

I Was raptured!!!!! kcdoug1 Aug 2017 #18

lol Renew Deal Aug 2017 #19

Please rapture the whole entire gop. Lunabell Aug 2017 #21

+1 riversedge Aug 2017 #27

+1000 southerncrone Aug 2017 #52

Well, I was 91% raptured. nolabear Aug 2017 #22

darn freddyvh Aug 2017 #23

you only get raptured if god wants you Angry Dragon Aug 2017 #37

My keys disappeared. I was convinced that they were raptured, but my wife found them. nt NCjack Aug 2017 #42

If god wants you - but what if you are indoors? womanofthehills Aug 2017 #61

VERY NICE Angry Dragon Aug 2017 #62

I"m still here. Where the hell is Jim Bakker? hamsterjill Aug 2017 #25

I think I ruptured a little bit, maybe in the vicinity of my spleen Mr. Ected Aug 2017 #29

Our president's brain has been raptured IronLionZion Aug 2017 #31

I was raptured wryter2000 Aug 2017 #33

Nobody got raptured. Solly Mack Aug 2017 #34

I'm in heaven now SCantiGOP Aug 2017 #35

did it recognize you? Just reattach itself? rurallib Aug 2017 #40

Doomsday ministry scrubs end of world predictions from website keithbvadu2 Aug 2017 #36

My cheese is missing Donkees Aug 2017 #38

did you buy that... SCantiGOP Aug 2017 #60

I know this guy who died last night. It's so close that I'm counting him. 1 raptured! nt NCjack Aug 2017 #39

Jesus h Christ we're still here !!! Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2017 #41

Damn...I'm still here in Florida!! Sancho Aug 2017 #43

On my way home to New York from South Carolina Danmel Aug 2017 #44

Still here, didn't make the cut... sarisataka Aug 2017 #45

Double your odds, bring chocolate too MLAA Aug 2017 #47

Good idea sarisataka Aug 2017 #48

I witnessed a bag of Lays clasic potato chips get raptured MLAA Aug 2017 #46

We had a 6 pack raptured...or something. world wide wally Aug 2017 #50

A nice distraction from the daily "Trump Administration Setting Scenario To Declare Martial Law", LanternWaste Aug 2017 #51

the ever important Rapture index bottomofthehill Aug 2017 #53

My beer was raptured during the eclipse. liberalmuse Aug 2017 #55

I was hoping the over-ripe cat litter would be raptured jpak Aug 2017 #56

Fair enough Roy Rolling Aug 2017 #57

Damn it! I was hoping the rapture would have taken the Orange buffoon. Doreen Aug 2017 #58

My wife and I "raptured" a bottle of wine Best_man23 Aug 2017 #59

Did not get raptured, did get drunk and ate cucumber sammies. AngryAmish Aug 2017 #63

Never heard "rapture" turned into a verb before! I like it. Amaryllis Aug 2017 #64

We didn't lose many - it was too cloudy. raven mad Aug 2017 #65

Three of my zucchinis are no longer in the garden. That can't be coincidence. Three of them. L. Coyote Aug 2017 #67

Went to the toilet.... parkia00 Aug 2017 #68