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LuckyCharms

(22,338 posts)
Fri Sep 1, 2017, 09:30 AM Sep 2017

How the hell does this shit happen? PIC. VOMIT WARNING. [View all]

Here is some analysis.

LEFT EAR AREA.

1) Behind ear: "White" hair, relatively dry looking, fluffy with apparent lack of product, combed more or less straight down. Herein known as the bottom white zone.

2) The area 1.5 inch above ear: White and gold mixture. Slick looking via product use. Combed back. Herein known as the "slick zone".

3) 1.5 inches above the slick zone: Mostly white hair with a little gold mixed in. Slightly dryer than the slick zone. Combed down. Herein known as the middle white zone.

4) Above the middle white zone: A part.

5) 1.5 inches above the part: similar to the middle white zone, except it is combed up. Herein known as the upper white zone.

6) The isolated view of the part and the upper and middle white zones looks like a dog's ass, slightly shaved.

7) The area above the upper white zone at top of head: The golden flow back flip, AKA the reverse golden shower.


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how much of his 'precious time' is spent primping in the morning? spanone Sep 2017 #1
Some poor soul must do it for him. n/t LuckyCharms Sep 2017 #3
I'm sure there's a FT hairdresser on staff Freddie Sep 2017 #29
Nope. Melania is the only one he trusts. maxsolomon Sep 2017 #35
That is one ugly mofo nt doc03 Sep 2017 #2
beneath the hair, beneath the skin, beneath the skull GusBob Sep 2017 #4
I bet there are gold fish swimming in there. n/t LuckyCharms Sep 2017 #5
ToxicTrump would poison any goldfish - inside that head is a dead zone nt csziggy Sep 2017 #16
Where did this shit analysis come from? SharonClark Sep 2017 #6
From me. What's wrong with it? LuckyCharms Sep 2017 #7
I think it's perfectly fine. smirkymonkey Sep 2017 #20
Thank you. I feel the same. Sometimes you have to... LuckyCharms Sep 2017 #25
Blech. demmiblue Sep 2017 #8
What is he hiding under those sweeps? Baitball Blogger Sep 2017 #13
He's not blonde. He plays homage to his mother, while the yellow helps mask his baldness combover. TheBlackAdder Sep 2017 #15
The thing is, he would probably look younger and better with darker hair. smirkymonkey Sep 2017 #21
Dear Adder......WTF???? No warning ??? That pic of her is nightmare inducing. dixiegrrrrl Sep 2017 #33
Sorry. I've seen it a few times so I'm past the shock value. I didn't think about others. ;-) TheBlackAdder Sep 2017 #34
"Cotton candy made of piss" Heartstrings Sep 2017 #9
I love that description. smirkymonkey Sep 2017 #22
A world of ruby all in vain RandiFan1290 Sep 2017 #10
That is seriously creepy. And perfect. nt Laffy Kat Sep 2017 #32
A hot mess above and below Blue Owl Sep 2017 #11
That is one UGLY 'do on a butt ugly a$$hole. mnhtnbb Sep 2017 #12
He's balancing a fine line: Too much salt to increase water retention vs. displaying his CHINGINA. TheBlackAdder Sep 2017 #14
When they spray on the fake tan, they spray his hair, too. GoCubsGo Sep 2017 #17
UNREC brooklynite Sep 2017 #18
Then why did you bother replying? n/t LuckyCharms Sep 2017 #26
Nice jowls -- for a hog. nt NCjack Sep 2017 #19
And the chingina, don't forget that. smirkymonkey Sep 2017 #23
His face has the color and texture ProudLib72 Sep 2017 #24
Twice as ugly as homemade sin and underthematrix Sep 2017 #27
Is this photoshopped a little bit? MontanaMama Sep 2017 #28
I am not sure, it might be... LuckyCharms Sep 2017 #30
Maybe it isn't... MontanaMama Sep 2017 #31
Urine tinge yellow is in! Trump the trend setter. jalan48 Sep 2017 #36
I never understood why the hair alone didn't sink him. maxsolomon Sep 2017 #37
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