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imanamerican63

(15,990 posts) Mon Sep 4, 2017, 08:17 PM Sep 2017

"you know you are a Trump's supporter when"? [View all]

Mine?

You know you are a Trump supporter when, you go to the barber, while you are there, you get a hair cut and a toupee like Trump's, then have to wear a ball cap every time you go outside!

What are your best funny one liners? I just watch a clip from Jeff Foxworthy's stand up comedy and he had a line about Trump, KFC chicken and family reunions, it was pretty funny!

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"you know you are a Trump's supporter when"? [View all] imanamerican63 Sep 2017 OP

A racist, a misogynist, and a con artist walk into a bar. The bartender says struggle4progress Sep 2017 #1

You think erecting one solar panel will drain all of the sun's energy. Best_man23 Sep 2017 #2

You start a phrase with Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2017 #3

When you say "believe me" and "bigly" all the time. muntrv Sep 2017 #4

When you say you're so smart but demonstrate you don't have the brains god gave a rock onecaliberal Sep 2017 #5

"people look at you funny because you forgot your Nazi armband?" kentuck Sep 2017 #6

When you understand covfefe!! kairos12 Sep 2017 #7

Your sign is still up . . . 9 MONTHS after the election. HughBeaumont Sep 2017 #8

This message was self-deleted by its author Grassy Knoll Sep 2017 #9

You can't eat just one scoop of ice cream Runningdawg Sep 2017 #10

When you think Barack Obama was President during Hurricane Katrina nt maryellen99 Sep 2017 #11

you're celebrating your newly evolved opposable thumbs mnmoderatedem Sep 2017 #12