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9. I've long said that some men spend their life looking at holes and wondering

Mon Sep 18, 2017, 01:07 PM

Sep 2017

if their penis would fit in it.

One local story here was a man who tried this with a glass topped patio table and got stuck in the umbrella hole.

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Lifting 5.5 lbs. the "hard" way - A true dumbbell [View all] packman Sep 2017 OP

Florida man evacuated all the way to Germany? Kaleva Sep 2017 #1

At least it didn't last four hours. NT mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2017 #2

Yeah, they would've had to call a doctor underpants Sep 2017 #3

The world championships are in a few months underpants Sep 2017 #4

Maybe there is a new Olympic event we haven't heard of packman Sep 2017 #5

Don't take Viagra when you are in a sweaty gym. Hoyt Sep 2017 #6

Must've been told "do not try this at home" so he went to a gym? rurallib Sep 2017 #7

Gym at fault for not having "DO NOT FUCK" signs on weights Kaleva Sep 2017 #8

One of the local Einsteins got his stuck in a Coke bottle. Buns_of_Fire Sep 2017 #15

no cold shower? pansypoo53219 Sep 2017 #10

Lifting weights with your penis is highly recommended for.... aikoaiko Sep 2017 #11

A wet washcloth is recommended for doing penis lifts. Kaleva Sep 2017 #13

Was he practicing for Cock Magic? Initech Sep 2017 #12

This is clearly..."the dumbest thing I have seen on the internet" Stuart G Sep 2017 #14

Hey watch this, Hold Mein Bier. JoeStuckInOH Sep 2017 #16

Dat member almost became dismembered. TeamPooka Sep 2017 #17