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Buns_of_Fire

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15. One of the local Einsteins got his stuck in a Coke bottle.

Reply to SharonAnn (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 18, 2017, 02:55 PM

Sep 2017

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but according to reliable sources, it happened.

The local constabulary, not being given to suffering fools gladly, took the direct approach -- they got a hammer and broke the bottle. Then they got a ball peen hammer and broke the neck of the bottle, which is where the problem was.

There was no inspiring "Hi Yo, Silver!" as they rode out of sight. Instead, Einstein was treated to the parting words of one of the deputies: "Don't ever call us again, dumbass!"

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