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5. Nope on the couch just woke up from a nap

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Sat Sep 23, 2017, 10:55 AM

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Anybody here "raptured" yet? [View all] MrScorpio Sep 2017 OP

Can I have some? Coventina Sep 2017 #1

i had a rupture once, does that count? spanone Sep 2017 #2

ooooooh Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #57

I got Dave Chapelle tickets for tonight.. HipChick Sep 2017 #3

That sounds rapturous malaise Sep 2017 #47

A few years ago, I got caught up in something HipChick Sep 2017 #49

Jim Jones Version 2 malaise Sep 2017 #50

Cool, Chapelle! tazkcmo Sep 2017 #52

Just read an article about Trump Mr. Ected Sep 2017 #4

Nope on the couch just woke up from a nap TEB Sep 2017 #5

sure! Locrian Sep 2017 #6

I have a good 2-cup covfefe buzz, does that count? n/t KY_EnviroGuy Sep 2017 #7

Dang. I wasn't raptured. MontanaMama Sep 2017 #8

No I am a heathen. But I always liked that Blonde song. Will blueberries be in those pancakes? kydo Sep 2017 #9

I tell everyone out front that I am a heathen when they ask me which church I go to. sarah FAILIN Sep 2017 #11

Well, your not a Unitarian for sure. safeinOhio Sep 2017 #12

True sarah FAILIN Sep 2017 #30

Mmmmm, bacon. Being a heathen does have it's upside. kydo Sep 2017 #17

I find that scary and attractive at the same time. Yummy... anneboleyn Sep 2017 #24

My GOODNESS! sarah FAILIN Sep 2017 #25

+++++++++++ HAB911 Sep 2017 #31

Nope, CHOCOLATE CHIP Rapture Cakes MrScorpio Sep 2017 #15

Ok Chocolate Chip kind of always wins. And extra bonus of sausage mmmmmm. kydo Sep 2017 #16

Actually, I like turkey sausage better... MrScorpio Sep 2017 #18

I do not discriminate and will consume turkey substitutes with all the same joy. kydo Sep 2017 #19

That's some fugging powers you have there malaise Sep 2017 #48

Make some time tazkcmo Sep 2017 #53

No, but I would like to offer my assistance to any SamKnause Sep 2017 #10

No rapture in Aix-en-Provence. Well, there's some rapturously good weather. GoneOffShore Sep 2017 #13

Already ate my pancakes this morning ProudLib72 Sep 2017 #14

The non-raptured are really gonna clean the repugs' clocks in the mid-terms. Mc Mike Sep 2017 #20

Dang, was that today? wryter2000 Sep 2017 #21

It just makes me cringe to think of all the evangelicals who believe the "Rapture" garbage. It's anneboleyn Sep 2017 #22

costco seemed really busy...guess saving money is unchristian dembotoz Sep 2017 #23

Lemme check. Nope. underpants Sep 2017 #26

yes I was mercuryblues Sep 2017 #27

Guess buying those green bananas was okay after all. nolabear Sep 2017 #28

Today would be a fun day to buy about 100 sex dolls... Dave Starsky Sep 2017 #29

That's totally offensive. lindysalsagal Sep 2017 #60

Yes, and I love it!!!! LongTomH Sep 2017 #62

It's not until later today jberryhill Sep 2017 #32

We know a song about this, children.... OnDoutside Sep 2017 #33

I need to go grocery shopping later Warpy Sep 2017 #34

Nope, still here. roamer65 Sep 2017 #35

Nope - but I picked 16 bushels of apples today - just in case jpak Sep 2017 #36

make hard cider onethatcares Sep 2017 #44

26 gallons jpak Sep 2017 #70

When Trump resigns, the whole world will be in rapture. L. Coyote Sep 2017 #37

Nope but I am Jewish and may be exempted Gothmog Sep 2017 #38

I thought I was earlier, but it turns out it was just a bit of gas. smirkymonkey Sep 2017 #39

I can't find my cat. Laffy Kat Sep 2017 #40

My foot feels tingly. ITS HAPPENING!!! (Just slowly) NightWatcher Sep 2017 #41

I'm just sittin'. Iggo Sep 2017 #42

Waiting for sundown Achilleaze Sep 2017 #43

I wish whatever I ate last night was raptured.... Xolodno Sep 2017 #45

YES sarisataka Sep 2017 #46

Me, too! PJMcK Sep 2017 #51

Good luck mate sarisataka Sep 2017 #54

Hey-oh! Iggo Sep 2017 #56

Hey! 9/23 is my anniversary, too! VOX Sep 2017 #69

I declined my invitation... Wounded Bear Sep 2017 #55

I found a dead fly on the floor of my storage shed this morning. Binkie The Clown Sep 2017 #58

Oh shit, I can't find my husband! I always knew he was nicer than I am😉 MLAA Sep 2017 #59

Close: I got on a boat, but it brought me right back to where lindysalsagal Sep 2017 #61

Ill bring the hickory syrup! Cadfael Sep 2017 #63

Armageddon... ThoughtCriminal Sep 2017 #64

Sort of krispos42 Sep 2017 #65

Yes,and let me tell you, it's not all it's cracked up to be.. JHB Sep 2017 #66

No, and not one true believer took me up on my offer to liberate their worldly goods either. Solly Mack Sep 2017 #67

"When you get raptured, can I have your Beemer?" One of my favorites. Hekate Sep 2017 #68