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37. These Articles should be considered satirical...

Fri Oct 6, 2017, 12:28 AM

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Crazy Ted says he could have stopped Vegas shooter with rocket launcher. [View all] yellowcanine Oct 2017 OP

So he would've shot a rocket into a hotel? That makes sense. Luciferous Oct 2017 #1

Including 7-10 floors around floor 23 too benld74 Oct 2017 #2

Oh really? muntrv Oct 2017 #3

Could have stopped him with a nuke too. LuckyCharms Oct 2017 #4

He'd shit his pants before that happened. bathroommonkey76 Oct 2017 #5

purposely... and then looked for a 14-year old girl to abuse. Raster Oct 2017 #22

He likes them younger. bathroommonkey76 Oct 2017 #24

oh yeah, teddyboy shittypants IS A PEDOPHILE... Raster Oct 2017 #27

Behold - AH Little Miss Dangerous. HughBeaumont Oct 2017 #44

He'd be too busy raping children Major Nikon Oct 2017 #31

Sure, but tactical nuclear weapons would have worked even better. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2017 #6

Who is ..."Crazy Ted" ? Stuart G Oct 2017 #7

Ted Nugent. yellowcanine Oct 2017 #9

Oh...that Crazy Ted.....thank you..He is CRAZY..!!! Stuart G Oct 2017 #11

Lol. I assumed this was about Ted Cruz. ecstatic Oct 2017 #39

I'll raise the stakes. I could do it with a "Tsar Bomba" longship Oct 2017 #8

"I'm hoping this gets my name in the news!" struggle4progress Oct 2017 #10

I wonder if some members here think they could have also? nt USALiberal Oct 2017 #12

He stole my idea, but I was joking. Nt BootinUp Oct 2017 #13

he must never read what he says...he's impervious to his idiocracy. spanone Oct 2017 #14

Typical gun humper. muntrv Oct 2017 #15

Is that a fungus on his chin or some kind of redneck beard? yellowcanine Oct 2017 #16

...and start the entire building on fire, engulfing all neighboring buildings, killing even more peo lindysalsagal Oct 2017 #17

And yet we waste oxygen and time on this moron? L. Coyote Oct 2017 #18

Rocket launchers are the "in" fashion statement now. defacto7 Oct 2017 #19

Loofah O'reilly says "it's the price of freedom." sarcasmo Oct 2017 #20

I thought you were talking his crazy cousin..... imanamerican63 Oct 2017 #21

typical gun humping coward Skittles Oct 2017 #23

shoot - saw "crazy Ted" and thought "Cruz" Laura PourMeADrink Oct 2017 #25

I guess this is "Crazy Ted" vs "Lyin' Ted" JustABozoOnThisBus Oct 2017 #48

Herpes Face probably should have listened in those army classes he dodged his way out of jmowreader Oct 2017 #26

He's absolutely right krispos42 Oct 2017 #28

Is this the moron running for Congress? WhiteTara Oct 2017 #29

No, thats the other moron, kid rock. Luz Oct 2017 #45

Thanks. It's hard to keep them straight WhiteTara Oct 2017 #46

This message was self-deleted by its author TexasBushwhacker Oct 2017 #30

He's such a patriot ... left-of-center2012 Oct 2017 #32

Landing strip on chin. I thought he had a Big Mamba Dildo in his ass, but it's a rocket launcher! TheBlackAdder Oct 2017 #33

Was hoping you were talking about Ted Cruz lol Bradical79 Oct 2017 #34

Oh sure, and killed how many more innocent people in the hotel? tanyev Oct 2017 #35

Wow. And he wasn't even there Generic Brad Oct 2017 #36

These Articles should be considered satirical... Make7 Oct 2017 #37

Should be moved to the Humor board HAB911 Oct 2017 #42

so he carries one around with him all the time Raine Oct 2017 #38

And the shooter could have lobbed a rocket at the crowd. WTF? Vinca Oct 2017 #40

This message was self-deleted by its author HAB911 Oct 2017 #41

"I WOULDA GIVEN HIM SOME PANTS SHAT FEVURRRR!" HughBeaumont Oct 2017 #43

Oh how cute. Ted thinks he's Rambo again. Initech Oct 2017 #47