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KentuckyWoman

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30. How do you get to Asia from here?

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 09:17 PM

Nov 2017

Sorry, you cain't git thare from here. Turn right, go 4 miles and you'll see a white house with blue shutter. Turn left there and do down to that corner where Wilson's Oak tree used to be. Walk through that corn field until you see Sagit's farm and ask him how to get to Asia.

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I Have a Few Suggestions Leith Nov 2017 #1

Laugh? lame54 Nov 2017 #2

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Bannon can do it. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2017 #4

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I was going to say he completed the entire trip with his head up his ass. NT Adrahil Nov 2017 #22

I Shudder to Imagine What Would Make shitgibbon Laugh Leith Nov 2017 #9

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Thank god we elected the strongest man in the world Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #8

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It's Gonna Get Messy Around Here! ProfessorGAC Nov 2017 #15

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You go girl.................. Old Vet Nov 2017 #20

Don, you are a god. us mere men bow to your incredible, fantastic never before seen manliness. spanone Nov 2017 #14

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And None Of Them Simply Said... ProfessorGAC Nov 2017 #17

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And there it is, Trump's newest verse of "How Great I Art" gratuitous Nov 2017 #21

Heck I'd throw in 2 more quarters. KentuckyWoman Nov 2017 #31

Wha a fucking . . . . Stinky The Clown Nov 2017 #23

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Divine trump . It's like the sun revolves around him most bigly lunasun Nov 2017 #26

He did what Scaramucci suggested that Bannon should do to himself?? madinmaryland Nov 2017 #28

way tp FRAGILE to be a snowflake. is he rain? dew? a wet rag? pansypoo53219 Nov 2017 #29

How do you get to Asia from here? KentuckyWoman Nov 2017 #30

The three doses of Putin's man seed (thanks, Colbert) probably helped LastLiberal in PalmSprings Nov 2017 #32

I'm sure Bruce Dickinson would have something to say about that jmowreader Nov 2017 #33