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Buns_of_Fire

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41. Fill it with guacamole or bean dip.

Sat Nov 18, 2017, 09:18 PM

Nov 2017

Or make one big-ass Oyster Rockefeller.

A punch bowl?

Or turn it over and use it to cover the traditional Thanksgiving Clam.

Don't worry, dear, the dinner will be a fantastic success. People will talk about it for years. Can you write out my check now, please?

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Stumped for holiday table ideas? Ivanka has ya covered. [View all] dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 OP

Where's da food go? Cirque du So-What Nov 2017 #1

It is on a kitchen island, looks like. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #25

The photo makes me chilly. Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #27

I guess it's nice if you're spending Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago. calimary Nov 2017 #34

That's the entire "look" about JarVanka... dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #47

Did she find that on the beach? Dulcinea Nov 2017 #58

she didn't want the pumpkins to clash with daddy's hair and skin color, I guess! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2017 #2

... RKP5637 Nov 2017 #4

I was thinking that even the pumpkins were white......n/t dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #17

..... Laffy Kat Nov 2017 #29

What is wrong with those motherfucking decorative gourds? htuttle Nov 2017 #3

she forgot to include this! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2017 #5

It's super cold looking and austere! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #6

that's what I thought NJCher Nov 2017 #51

It looks like stuff dug out of the mud NastyRiffraff Nov 2017 #7

How much do one of those huge clamshells cost? LeftInTX Nov 2017 #8

Apparently thousands, from what I could find. n/t dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #18

wait - here's the turkey! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2017 #9

! jpak Nov 2017 #16

Now rubbing my eyes with fiber glass. Can't unsee it. kairos12 Nov 2017 #24

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha malaise Nov 2017 #32

It's cute ornotna Nov 2017 #38

Whites ONLY! NT Tribalceltic Nov 2017 #10

Nice and white! EarthFirst Nov 2017 #11

Someone fixed it for her: LeftInTX Nov 2017 #12

what a mess! when are the spiders gonna crawls out of it? samnsara Nov 2017 #13

dear GAWD that is hideous Skittles Nov 2017 #14

that table decoration is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY. Ivanks is icky inside and outside. trueblue2007 Nov 2017 #15

Endangered giant clam shell, grass clippings and Halloween leftovers - where's the elephant tail? jpak Nov 2017 #19

Looks like something out of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Squinch Nov 2017 #20

OMG! Loryn Nov 2017 #21

Even the pumpkins are white! RedSpartan Nov 2017 #22

That monstrosity looks like one of those pods Aliens leap from. kairos12 Nov 2017 #23

Interesting she eats TG dinner on the kitchen island next to the stove. Irish_Dem Nov 2017 #26

Oh HELL yes, I'm pretty we got one'a those. trof Nov 2017 #28

Can anybody help me out here? Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #30

It will become Thanksgivings' malaise Nov 2017 #33

White Friday? Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #42

That is some ugly shit? I pass malaise Nov 2017 #31

Holy crap, that's ugly! The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #35

Well, my Arkham visitors would enjoy that centerpiece.... haele Nov 2017 #36

There's no place like Innsmouth for the holidays. nt Codeine Nov 2017 #64

They're creepy and they're kooky, JenniferJuniper Nov 2017 #37

God That is really ugly. Money can't buy good taste. skylucy Nov 2017 #39

Bannon is nesting in there Blue Owl Nov 2017 #40

Fill it with guacamole or bean dip. Buns_of_Fire Nov 2017 #41

All white...how not surprising. Demsrule86 Nov 2017 #43

I clicked the link in the tweet: LeftInTX Nov 2017 #44

Where's the gold? How are people supposed to know you're stinking rich rurallib Nov 2017 #45

Of course they are. Here is a pic LeftInTX Nov 2017 #62

Reminds me of the pic with Palin and the King Crab on the coffee table Freethinker65 Nov 2017 #46

Those plastic placemats Control-Z Nov 2017 #48

Just the thing GallopingGhost Nov 2017 #49

Wow that's ugly! Luciferous Nov 2017 #50

this "creation" is just strange NJCher Nov 2017 #52

See a GREAT reply to Ivanka in this thread: spooky3 Nov 2017 #53

That's a bar counter (kitchen island), not a table. Don't like it. ecstatic Nov 2017 #54

Perhaps more appropos for that family... Wounded Bear Nov 2017 #55

Thanksgiving is ruined for me, ever since I saw the table at Hogwart. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #60

Yeah, those kids ate well, TBS... Wounded Bear Nov 2017 #61

Obviously Mad Libs: Thanksgiving table decoration edition. hay rick Nov 2017 #56

Ugh, her design looks ugly to me. area51 Nov 2017 #57

This has got to be a joke! No Raven Nov 2017 #59

What. The. Fuck. hatrack Nov 2017 #63