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NJCher

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52. this "creation" is just strange

Sat Nov 18, 2017, 11:22 PM

Nov 2017

It's all mixed up. What do seashells and pine cones have to do with each other? The pumpkins are all piled in there with no artistry whatsoever. Oh, and is that driftwood? Well, then, what do pine cones and driftwood have to do with each other? What are those green things?

OK, here's my new theory. Ivanka knows her dad is circling the drain and she's looking for a new career. This is actually her work and she's sending it out as a trial balloon for Ivanka Trump Floral Design.

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Stumped for holiday table ideas? Ivanka has ya covered. [View all] dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 OP

Where's da food go? Cirque du So-What Nov 2017 #1

It is on a kitchen island, looks like. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #25

The photo makes me chilly. Corvo Bianco Nov 2017 #27

I guess it's nice if you're spending Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago. calimary Nov 2017 #34

That's the entire "look" about JarVanka... dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #47

Did she find that on the beach? Dulcinea Nov 2017 #58

she didn't want the pumpkins to clash with daddy's hair and skin color, I guess! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2017 #2

... RKP5637 Nov 2017 #4

I was thinking that even the pumpkins were white......n/t dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #17

..... Laffy Kat Nov 2017 #29

What is wrong with those motherfucking decorative gourds? htuttle Nov 2017 #3

she forgot to include this! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2017 #5

It's super cold looking and austere! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #6

that's what I thought NJCher Nov 2017 #51

It looks like stuff dug out of the mud NastyRiffraff Nov 2017 #7

How much do one of those huge clamshells cost? LeftInTX Nov 2017 #8

Apparently thousands, from what I could find. n/t dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #18

wait - here's the turkey! NRaleighLiberal Nov 2017 #9

! jpak Nov 2017 #16

Now rubbing my eyes with fiber glass. Can't unsee it. kairos12 Nov 2017 #24

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha malaise Nov 2017 #32

It's cute ornotna Nov 2017 #38

Whites ONLY! NT Tribalceltic Nov 2017 #10

Nice and white! EarthFirst Nov 2017 #11

Someone fixed it for her: LeftInTX Nov 2017 #12

what a mess! when are the spiders gonna crawls out of it? samnsara Nov 2017 #13

dear GAWD that is hideous Skittles Nov 2017 #14

that table decoration is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY. Ivanks is icky inside and outside. trueblue2007 Nov 2017 #15

Endangered giant clam shell, grass clippings and Halloween leftovers - where's the elephant tail? jpak Nov 2017 #19

Looks like something out of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Squinch Nov 2017 #20

OMG! Loryn Nov 2017 #21

Even the pumpkins are white! RedSpartan Nov 2017 #22

That monstrosity looks like one of those pods Aliens leap from. kairos12 Nov 2017 #23

Interesting she eats TG dinner on the kitchen island next to the stove. Irish_Dem Nov 2017 #26

Oh HELL yes, I'm pretty we got one'a those. trof Nov 2017 #28

Can anybody help me out here? Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #30

It will become Thanksgivings' malaise Nov 2017 #33

White Friday? Denzil_DC Nov 2017 #42

That is some ugly shit? I pass malaise Nov 2017 #31

Holy crap, that's ugly! The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #35

Well, my Arkham visitors would enjoy that centerpiece.... haele Nov 2017 #36

There's no place like Innsmouth for the holidays. nt Codeine Nov 2017 #64

They're creepy and they're kooky, JenniferJuniper Nov 2017 #37

God That is really ugly. Money can't buy good taste. skylucy Nov 2017 #39

Bannon is nesting in there Blue Owl Nov 2017 #40

Fill it with guacamole or bean dip. Buns_of_Fire Nov 2017 #41

All white...how not surprising. Demsrule86 Nov 2017 #43

I clicked the link in the tweet: LeftInTX Nov 2017 #44

Where's the gold? How are people supposed to know you're stinking rich rurallib Nov 2017 #45

Of course they are. Here is a pic LeftInTX Nov 2017 #62

Reminds me of the pic with Palin and the King Crab on the coffee table Freethinker65 Nov 2017 #46

Those plastic placemats Control-Z Nov 2017 #48

Just the thing GallopingGhost Nov 2017 #49

Wow that's ugly! Luciferous Nov 2017 #50

this "creation" is just strange NJCher Nov 2017 #52

See a GREAT reply to Ivanka in this thread: spooky3 Nov 2017 #53

That's a bar counter (kitchen island), not a table. Don't like it. ecstatic Nov 2017 #54

Perhaps more appropos for that family... Wounded Bear Nov 2017 #55

Thanksgiving is ruined for me, ever since I saw the table at Hogwart. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2017 #60

Yeah, those kids ate well, TBS... Wounded Bear Nov 2017 #61

Obviously Mad Libs: Thanksgiving table decoration edition. hay rick Nov 2017 #56

Ugh, her design looks ugly to me. area51 Nov 2017 #57

This has got to be a joke! No Raven Nov 2017 #59

What. The. Fuck. hatrack Nov 2017 #63