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Buns_of_Fire

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5. It must be a very, very short swearing-in ceremony.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon Dec 4, 2017, 12:06 PM

Dec 2017

Do you (state your name), pledge to deliver copious butt-smoochies to The Great Donald Trump's massive ass and absorb abuse far beyond what a normal person would tolerate in return for appointment to the royal office of (state the office)?

Yes, I do.

That's all we need to know. You're hired.

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Based on Attorney Dowd, It Seems Like [View all] MineralMan Dec 2017 OP

Sadly for Trump, everyone he's hired is smarter than he is outside his family members. Johonny Dec 2017 #1

Kinda goes without saying. InAbLuEsTaTe Dec 2017 #3

The corollary may be that many smart people do not apply to work for him n/t John1956PA Dec 2017 #2

I think they are spouting anything to keep him from firing Mueller until the rzemanfl Dec 2017 #4

It must be a very, very short swearing-in ceremony. Buns_of_Fire Dec 2017 #5

Trump always thinks he's the smartest person in the room. PoindexterOglethorpe Dec 2017 #6

Trump has never been the smartest person in the room. dchill Dec 2017 #9

Compare to Mueller's team, trump's lawyers are lightweights Gothmog Dec 2017 #7

Dowd Wrote the tweet in the name of Trump and with Trumps permission uponit7771 Dec 2017 #8

My dog understands numbers up to about five. Drahthaardogs Dec 2017 #10

Think the Trumpster Had Slim Pickings peggysue2 Dec 2017 #11

He tried to hire Slim Pickens, but discovered MineralMan Dec 2017 #12

LOL! peggysue2 Dec 2017 #13

And here is Slim in his most famous role: MineralMan Dec 2017 #14

Ty Cobb is a real peach too. JHan Dec 2017 #15

Depends on which Ty Cobb... MineralMan Dec 2017 #16

probably rolling in his grave. JHan Dec 2017 #17

No doubt. MineralMan Dec 2017 #18

Cause and effect... Takes someone dumber than Dolt45 to be willing to work for the asshole... Thor_MN Dec 2017 #19