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[niyad]

12. you nearly owed me a keyboard. did you ever watch series 4 of "blackadder"?

there is a scene in one of the episodes where baldrick is telling blackadder what is actually in the "coffee" and treats he has been eating for some time--trust me, you don't want to know!!

actually, from baldrick's "cooking" for captain blackadder, with resources running low:

Private Baldrick's hobbies include cookery, his specialities include:

Rat au Van (a rat that's been run over by a van),
Filet mignon in Sauce Bearnaise (dog turds covered in glue),
Plum duff (a mole hill decorated in rabbit droppings),
Cream custard (cat's vomit),
Coffee (hot mud), with milk (spit), sugar (dandruff) and rather dubious 'chocolate sprinkles' (try and guess what that one is) .
Apple crumble which contains fish
More rat; sautée, which involves:
taking the freshly shaved rat and marinading it in a puddle (When Blackadder asks how long it should be 'marinated' for, the reply is 'till it's drowned')
stretching it out under a hot lightbulb
getting within dashing distance of a latrine
scoffing it right down!
Rat fricassée, which is the same as above, but a slightly bigger rat.

(this series takes place in the trenches during wwI--one of the best anti-war pieces ever)