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21. An all-timer classic!

Thu May 7, 2015, 03:32 PM

May 2015

I love so much of the classic Python skits...but these are favorites for sure:

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

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Federal judge dismisses Nebraskan's suit against all homosexuals [View all] Archae May 2015 OP

That really WAS quick! hamsterjill May 2015 #1

Rats. I wanted to see them try to serve process on all the defendants. KamaAina May 2015 #2

HAAAAAAA! 7962 May 2015 #10

Great quote! Elmer S. E. Dump May 2015 #3

tell that to Hobby Lobby... Volaris May 2015 #16

No Hobby Lobby in my area. And if there was, I wouldn't set foot in the place. Elmer S. E. Dump May 2015 #18

More like tell that to Scalia d_legendary1 May 2015 #34

That was fairly fast Gothmog May 2015 #4

Yeah, the batshit wasn't even dry yet! Fritz Walter May 2015 #20

In ALL seriousness, this was a way for this particular insane person to vent. NoJusticeNoPeace May 2015 #5

How nice of you to take this chance to insult anyone who believes in God 7962 May 2015 #11

Personally, I don't know for certain that mindwalker_i May 2015 #22

next time i go on about my belief in unicorns and people laugh at me. i'll use your line. nt La Lioness Priyanka May 2015 #31

Seriously? lisby May 2015 #24

Went out of may to NOT lump all in, that you choose to ignore that is not my problem NoJusticeNoPeace May 2015 #25

you lump all of those who believe passionately or even think a God or gods is possible, AlbertCat May 2015 #32

i dont think religious people have mental issues, i do think fundamentalists do. nt La Lioness Priyanka May 2015 #33

Now now SwankyXomb May 2015 #35

LOL...and me, of all people. Born again, catholic school etc NoJusticeNoPeace May 2015 #36

Can't see how she has standing, anyway. malthaussen May 2015 #6

BUT BUT she's an Ambassador for God & Jesus!!!!!! LiberalElite May 2015 #38

She's being oppressed!! progressoid May 2015 #7

Bloody Peasant. Liberalagogo May 2015 #9

An all-timer classic! Moostache May 2015 #21

Brilliant William Seger May 2015 #48

Too bad... Liberalagogo May 2015 #8

Good for that judge. Frivolous. 7962 May 2015 #12

Pro se litigants are invariably unbalanced. Manifestor_of_Light May 2015 #13

I was once an appellate court clerk, The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #26

I work in a law firm - LiberalElite May 2015 #37

Kiddies, can you say "frivolous and vexatious litigation"? Manifestor_of_Light May 2015 #44

There are some exceptions, and some courts are good about helping them. Jim Lane May 2015 #46

I would have loved to see it go forward... iandhr May 2015 #14

Did her a favor central scrutinizer May 2015 #15

She'll take it to Supreme Crazy Court! n/t Bossy Monkey May 2015 #17

These activist judges... catbyte May 2015 #19

Had I been the judge, my opinion would have said: The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #23

... catbyte May 2015 #27

Her answer would be, "Is there anyone else I can talk to?" Spitfire of ATJ May 2015 #29

Here's the full opinion - short but sweet. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #28

!!!!! LiberalElite May 2015 #39

Good AlbertCat May 2015 #30

thanks to the judge :) allan01 May 2015 #40

Darn! I wanted to see God and Jesus, called to take the oath and testify. SoapBox May 2015 #41

Well, John Denver did! Archae May 2015 #42

Well, thank God for that . . . markpkessinger May 2015 #43

The judge was not amused by the plaintiff Gothmog May 2015 #45

Well, that's a shame. I was so looking forward to God testifying. Vinca May 2015 #47

And this is really the attitude of the entire "religious right" William Seger May 2015 #49