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35. Jeb is increasingly incoherent.
Wed Dec 9, 2015, 09:50 PM
Dec 2015
More Jebberish from the campaign trail today, in addition to his babbling something about Donald Trump as "Barack Obama - the other version of it,":

..... Bush's comments to reporters came at the conclusion of an unusual event with students and other young professionals - four young adults peppered him with unusual questions like who he would invite to a party at the White House. The result was sometimes funny and often awkward. Bush described his own introverted personality and tendency to be serious; but also occasionally dropped in a droll joke. At one point, he held forth at some length about the quality of the bed he'd bought for his Miami home, saying how much he missed it, drawing titters from the crowd.

Then he was asked about studying abroad.

"I had a Latin American affair before I had a degree in it," Bush said, referring to meeting his wife, Columba, in Mexico before finishing his undergraduate degree in Latin American studies.

Asked which celebrity he'd want to meet, Bush scoffed. "I really don't believe in celebrity. I just don't. I find it superficial," he said. "I got into a big fight with Matt Damon about school choice."

But he was introspective when one student asked what he would emulate about his father, saying that George H.W. Bush was "near perfect" and that he only hoped to be half the man his dad is.

"He treats the person that is serving in a hotel the same way he would treat a head of state and just to be grounded that way, everything else kind of flows from that," he said.

Oh, Y E S, Poppy is SOOO decent and respectful. [font color=red]NOT.[/font]

We have functioning memories here.

CNN, 2009:

COOPER: .....

Coming up, President Clinton and Bush 41 like you've never seen them before. See what Clinton and Bush 41 said that everyone cracked up about. It's our "Shot," next.


COOPER: All right, Tom. I know you're going to enjoy tonight's "Shot," so let's get to it.

From New Orleans yesterday, I give you the comic stylings of two former presidents making jokes, revealing close encounters with citizens and having some fun. Watch.


BUSH: One time, we thought we'd outsmarted the crowd. We sent a decoy limousine off in one direction while I snuck out -- in the back entrance. And as we rounded the corner -- I'll never forget it -- I saw one of the ugliest and angriest women I have ever seen in my entire life. Boy, she was really bad.

And she charged my car with a sign. I don't see why the Secret Service let her up that close, right next to the window. "Stay out of my womb."

"No problem, lady."

And -- these things...

CLINTON: You know, he tells jokes that I just couldn't get away with telling. Can you imagine what they would do to me if I told that joke he told up here? Some people can do things other people can't.

Reminds me, you know, of the story of the two dogs who watched kids break-dancing. And one dog said to the other, "You know, if we did that, they'd worm us."

I mean, some guys got it, some guys don't.



We already know which half of Poppy, 'The Man', that Jeb Bush inherited.

God Lord, deliver us from this family.

Jeb ole boy DonCoquixote Dec 2015 #1
Once again proving he's even dumber than his brother n/t hibbing Dec 2015 #2
oh my fucking god. he's a hyena in a suit. he's dumber than his several dumb brothers. roguevalley Dec 2015 #46
He is hysterical in a suit rpannier Dec 2015 #48
This is the smart one? Proserpina Dec 2015 #3
no damn wonder mama wanted him hidden away. rurallib Dec 2015 #20
WTF does that mean? The white version? GusBob Dec 2015 #4
Exactly what came to my mind... elias49 Dec 2015 #19
Just one of many trial balloons Wellstone ruled Dec 2015 #5
More like a trail of buffoons. nt Xipe Totec Dec 2015 #16
All in the Rethug master game plan. Wellstone ruled Dec 2015 #36
The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column. Xipe Totec Dec 2015 #37
This garbage started with Nixon and Wellstone ruled Dec 2015 #45
and we all thought george was the dumb one dembotoz Dec 2015 #6
I suspect that Hayduke Bomgarte Dec 2015 #13
I may not be too happy with obama these days Robbins Dec 2015 #7
Jeb should go ellie Dec 2015 #8
Jeb, even pond scum shit has more brains than you. onecaliberal Dec 2015 #9
Desperate times... (as the saying goes.) NurseJackie Dec 2015 #10
I agree n/t ejbr Dec 2015 #22
It just sends a signal to the world that we're not serious Hayduke Bomgarte Dec 2015 #11
I think that is what makes me the most angry. onecaliberal Dec 2015 #12
+1 FailureToCommunicate Dec 2015 #26
Jebbie's sportin' a polysci woodie.... in true Bush* family landshark fashion... Raster Dec 2015 #14
Another classic Jeb! fail. fleur-de-lisa Dec 2015 #15
Just when I thought he was smarter than shrub.... blackspade Dec 2015 #17
trump fits right in with the republican party. rockfordfile Dec 2015 #18
Jeb!? is an idiot Hekate Dec 2015 #21
my reaction, took. MBS Dec 2015 #30
The further along this camapign season goes Jeb Bartlet Dec 2015 #23
George the "Shrub" was charismatic? FailureToCommunicate Dec 2015 #31
Jeb sure has a huge head rickford66 Dec 2015 #38
he does not even make sense. hopemountain Dec 2015 #24
It is somewhat sobering to realize that Shrub was the smart one all along. malthaussen Dec 2015 #25
Unlike Lake Wobegon, IDemo Dec 2015 #28
Jeb? would certainly know about how to cheat at elections in Florida... Hekate Dec 2015 #43
And Jeb Is The Other Hillary billhicks76 Dec 2015 #27
Please tell us how much difference, in dimes, there is between Jeb? and Hillary. I look forward... Hekate Dec 2015 #42
On Foreign Policy, Drug War and Surveillance? billhicks76 Dec 2015 #57
What a nutjeb. Gregorian Dec 2015 #29
Like a sideshow geek. Jack-o-Lantern Dec 2015 #32
Jeb is the other version of bush. truthisfreedom Dec 2015 #33
Jeb Bush is a moron. Why is he even still in the race? SomethingNew Dec 2015 #34
I hope they don't think they can STEAL THIS ELECTION ALSO WITH JEBBY.... onecent Dec 2015 #39
Jeb is increasingly incoherent. seafan Dec 2015 #35
Zip up your pants, Jebbie... tavernier Dec 2015 #40
Gingrich said the same thing elmac Dec 2015 #41
Fake news divided the country almost a decade ago. Has been expanding. oldandhappy Dec 2015 #44
Jeb! sofa king Dec 2015 #47
And Jeb is the other version of stupid. Helen Borg Dec 2015 #49
My god is Jeb! still around? NastyRiffraff Dec 2015 #50
Dude is so lost BeyondGeography Dec 2015 #51
That's right.. Blame trump on President Obama.. he gets blamed for everything else.. why not.. Cha Dec 2015 #52
WTF does that even mean? liberal N proud Dec 2015 #53
Do you folks NOT pay attention? getagrip_already Dec 2015 #54
Jebby's articulation is worse than idiot brother 'W', over and over again. ViseGrip Dec 2015 #55
this incoherent babble from jeb! is almost sad to watch restorefreedom Dec 2015 #56
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