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Jarqui

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1. Here's some of the fun stuff

Reply to EricMaundry (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2018, 01:56 AM

Sep 2018

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

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Stormy Daniels' tell-all book on Trump: salacious detail and claims of cheating [View all] EricMaundry Sep 2018 OP

Here's some of the fun stuff Jarqui Sep 2018 #1

oh god orleans Sep 2018 #3

If it involves mushroom clouds, that might not work .... nm Jarqui Sep 2018 #4

Mushroom Man LuvNewcastle Sep 2018 #6

I have only been awake 45 min and I already need to clean the screen because of this comment airmid Sep 2018 #7

... Dave Starsky Sep 2018 #14

Here's a recipe for success: sofa king Sep 2018 #16

omg too funny steventh Sep 2018 #23

There's a kick in his nuts. JohnnyRingo Sep 2018 #9

EXCELLENT !!! 3Hotdogs Sep 2018 #13

LOL JohnnyRingo Sep 2018 #22

This made me DeminPennswoods Sep 2018 #12

I didn't even know about that and I already refer to him as "Donnie Dickhead"! George II Sep 2018 #15

He's got an atomic penis! Zorro Sep 2018 #18

The mushroom futures market just collapsed. Experts see recover at 2020 at the earliest. olegramps Sep 2018 #21

Yeti pubes? Yupster Sep 2018 #24

As a porn star TexasBushwhacker Sep 2018 #25

Other than the last line, there's absolutely nothing fun about any of that ... mr_lebowski Sep 2018 #2

i will buy Stormy's book trueblue2007 Sep 2018 #5

yup jodymarie aimee Sep 2018 #11

Ahh, well, that's more interesting than I expected his penis to be. truthisfreedom Sep 2018 #8

Not a big shadow though. George II Sep 2018 #17

republican "values" lead to the #PornoPresident Achilleaze Sep 2018 #10

Okay, this explains why they were ranting about Suzie Chaffetz's book on Faux & Frauds... Hugin Sep 2018 #19

A Little dick with a Fat head .... yep sounds like Trump alright N/t mackdaddy Sep 2018 #20

Consider this thought PJMcK Sep 2018 #26

Why did she do it in the first place? MichMan Sep 2018 #27