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44. It's hard to follow televangelists, because their private jets fly too fast.

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Fri Mar 19, 2021, 02:41 PM

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Hate group Family Research Council reminds followers that Bible says to kill the "immoral" gays [View all] DonViejo Mar 2021 OP

Could be that god's design for sexuality is highly flawed Walleye Mar 2021 #1

I'm still all confused about the not wearing fabric of mixed fibers thing. If I wear jeans that LiberalLoner Mar 2021 #4

I think tattoos will get you condemned to hell as well. Lots of right wingers love their tattoos Walleye Mar 2021 #8

That is an allegory jmowreader Mar 2021 #12

Oh, that's a good one to remember to zing right wingers with too, thanks! LiberalLoner Mar 2021 #15

They were not allegories, they were health/safety/productivity laws NullTuples Mar 2021 #75

I guess I'm doomed. ShazzieB Mar 2021 #63

A lot of skinny-jeans wearers are waddling down the road to hell, Politicub Mar 2021 #79

They never, ever object to that, do they? Claire Oh Nette Mar 2021 #6

Correct. Don't know why they can't mind their own business. Walleye Mar 2021 #9

In their boring, miserable, shitty lives Prof. Toru Tanaka Mar 2021 #60

I think you put your finger on it Walleye Mar 2021 #70

Holy crap, now they're bashing hedonists ?!? That's the last straw !!! nt eppur_se_muova Mar 2021 #2

Did not God create us all? Are we not all his children? Didn't God say he loves all of his children? Midnight Writer Mar 2021 #3

COuld be that homosexuality is GOd's mechanism for poulation control, too.... Claire Oh Nette Mar 2021 #5

I believe Paul was writing in ... reACTIONary Mar 2021 #84

The Bible also says that adulterers should be stoned to death. tanyev Mar 2021 #7

People who eat shellfish and wear mixed fiber clothing are not on God's Nice List either. catrose Mar 2021 #38

Doesn't mesh well with their Golden Idol. Grokenstein Mar 2021 #59

Right wingers have never seen a personal life issue Chainfire Mar 2021 #10

As long as those automatons.... SergeStorms Mar 2021 #52

"Why...Wun Troo, God of All Gods!" Grokenstein Mar 2021 #58

In large gold plated letters over the alter, the motto Chainfire Mar 2021 #81

Eating pork, shellfish, certain types of facial hair, and wearing clothing woven from two types catbyte Mar 2021 #11

"The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways". Isaiah 55:8-9 multigraincracker Mar 2021 #13

A really old 1/3 of a being NotANeocon Mar 2021 #65

Just like laws against murder persecute religions that practice human sacrifice DBoon Mar 2021 #14

They are talking about killing us but we are the people harassing? Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2021 #16

One thing that amazes me.... SouthernLiberal Mar 2021 #17

Funny thing is there's absolutely no record of anything 'Jesus said' ... Hugh_Lebowski Mar 2021 #72

"reminds followers that Bible says to kill" lildDemz Mar 2021 #18

Leviticus, the book of rules to pick and choose from liberalgunwilltravel Mar 2021 #22

Paul wrote a lot o things that Jesus never said or promoted. joetheman Mar 2021 #19

Once told my Lutheran pastor that if Paul is in heaven then it is nowhere I want to be. efhmc Mar 2021 #25

Paul didn't speak to Jesus until years after Jesus died. multigraincracker Mar 2021 #36

He also wrote that charity is greater than faith nuxvomica Mar 2021 #48

Classic, but worth repeating: Aristus Mar 2021 #20

Thanks for posting nuxvomica Mar 2021 #35

My Bible says to kill the heathen Family Research Council people. LiberalFighter Mar 2021 #21

What Hooey. Jesus had two Dads and he turned out OK. Evolve Dammit Mar 2021 #23

Funny. efhmc Mar 2021 #26

Not really. Aristus Mar 2021 #37

It was a joke and yes, you're right. Evolve Dammit Mar 2021 #71

There's something in the Bible too about, Bayard Mar 2021 #24

Every so often, you hear someone say: "Well you know, it really means Thou Shalt Not Murder." Aristus Mar 2021 #40

first off , my national bishop michael curry says , if bigotry is in your name , AllaN01Bear Mar 2021 #27

I missed where the Bible instructs humans to execute God's will IronLionZion Mar 2021 #28

I think if you are a Christian, you should forget the Commandments and just multigraincracker Mar 2021 #39

It's hard to follow televangelists, because their private jets fly too fast. IronLionZion Mar 2021 #44

If a borrowed donkey was good enough for Jesus...... multigraincracker Mar 2021 #45

👍 Joinfortmill Mar 2021 #55

It's this line of thinking that led to the holocaust. Initech Mar 2021 #29

Eve was the first transgender woman vercetti2021 Mar 2021 #30

Cherry-picking bible verses, just one of the many things I hate about Xtians flibbitygiblets Mar 2021 #31

Tony has a persecution complex.... paleotn Mar 2021 #32

Where's the kill part? zaj Mar 2021 #33

My neighbor mows his yard on Sundays. I can legally kill him, right? OverBurn Mar 2021 #34

The one that stones, or executes must first be multigraincracker Mar 2021 #41

It also says to kill false prophets. Like the ones that said God told them Trump would win nattyice Mar 2021 #42

Didn't know gawd talked to Paul 3825-87867 Mar 2021 #43

👍 Joinfortmill Mar 2021 #53

You take 1000 people off the streets and you got 1000 DIFFERENT Bible interpretations bluestarone Mar 2021 #46

Rather than try to remember all that crap in Leviticus, soldierant Mar 2021 #47

Homophobes are likely closeted, self-loathing homosexuals themselves, according to science. OMGWTF Mar 2021 #49

+1 sandensea Mar 2021 #67

Please stop. This is a slur. The self-loathing homosexual is a stereotype. Politicub Mar 2021 #80

The bible was written by humans. Joinfortmill Mar 2021 #50

This message was self-deleted by its author Joinfortmill Mar 2021 #51

Jesus said the marriage rules were not for everyone. raging moderate Mar 2021 #54

This message was self-deleted by its author ExTex Mar 2021 #56

Reagan lived at 666 St. Cloud Road in Bel Air, California. hunter Mar 2021 #76

This message was self-deleted by its author ExTex Mar 2021 #83

People like this give Christians a bad image. Dreampuff Mar 2021 #57

There is no god. Religion is used to grift, control, scare and explain thunderstorms and lightning. cayugafalls Mar 2021 #61

Indeed RussBLib Mar 2021 #78

MAYBE the US government and the Justice Dept. should label them a Terrorist group cause you know YoshidaYui Mar 2021 #62

I've always found it strange that people who call themselves Christian, who Ford_Prefect Mar 2021 #64

Really good points. MrsCheaplaugh Mar 2021 #74

What bible verse says that? kimbutgar Mar 2021 #66

WTF!? JohnnyRingo Mar 2021 #68

You can safely assume you've created god in your own image... Major Nikon Mar 2021 #69

The U.S. Criminal Code Title 18, CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE states otherwise... Justice matters. Mar 2021 #73

PTSD trigger lambchopp59 Mar 2021 #77

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