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15. I got really drunk and drove my car.

Wed Jul 13, 2022, 11:16 AM

Jul 2022

I ran out of gas on the way home.

I pulled my car over and passed out in the backseat.

I woke up to find that my pockets were being turned out and that I was going to sleep somewhere else than home.

At court I asked the judge to understand that my car was a Buick and prone to reckless behavior.

The judge said, "go to jail, go to jail, go to jail, and enjoy your time with basic cable television."

What makes him so special?

NO PLEA DEAL!

LET HIM SUCK HIS OWN DICK FOR AWHILE!

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Exclusive: Trump's Lawyers Think Mark Meadows Is Going Down [View all] demmiblue Jul 2022 OP

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What I've read about Meadows Mz Pip Jul 2022 #25

Really YoshidaYui Jul 2022 #27

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He can always cut a deal . . . Bleacher Creature Jul 2022 #7

I got really drunk and drove my car. PdamnedQ Jul 2022 #15

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LOL! n/t EndlessWire Jul 2022 #42

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We need Trump to go down now YoshidaYui Jul 2022 #32

Tots & pears... CaptainTruth Jul 2022 #35

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