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jmowreader

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26. In other words...

Wed Nov 16, 2022, 12:39 AM

Nov 2022

"Good evening. My name is Donald J. Trump. I ran for president twice already. In 2016 three million more people voted for the most hated woman in America than voted for me. In 2020 eight million more people voted for a man whose son stopped doing blow a few years ago and only ever did about a third as much as mine. A week ago a lot of the people I endorsed for Senate, House, Governor and Dogcatcher races lost, and lost big, in an election that should have been a walk in the park for the GOP. So, since my entire party is pissed off at me right now and I'd really like to know what it's like to get defeated by ninety-three million votes, plus my handlers in the Saudi Intelligence Ministry and the Russian FSB say I better start sending them new top secret documents quick or I'm gonna get whacked...here I am again! Send lots of money, my pretties! They can't throw me in jail where I belong if I'm a presidential candidate!"

(Phone rings...)

"Who is this? Bob Barr? You say they can? Fuck you, you loser, what do you know?"

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Trump, who tried to overturn a legitimate election, files to run for president again [View all] brooklynite Nov 2022 OP

That's a lot of American flags for him to hump. emulatorloo Nov 2022 #1

all made in china. niyad Nov 2022 #4

Cool ... doublethink Nov 2022 #2

🤮🤮🤮 Rebl2 Nov 2022 #3

Stroke out already, you F'n, murdering, orange TRAITOR**. niyad Nov 2022 #5

Hopefully, not without giving the Flawrida Smurf one of his own peppertree Nov 2022 #9

That image still puzzles me. niyad Nov 2022 #10

deSadist probably thought it made him look "empathetic" peppertree Nov 2022 #11

No sane person wears white surveying a disaster area. niyad Nov 2022 #12

Yeah. His PR people no doubt meant it as a practical joke peppertree Nov 2022 #13

He'd Gotten Too Big... GB_RN Nov 2022 #15

you nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Nov 2022 #19

I'm betting a number of Republicans are hoping that he does. cstanleytech Nov 2022 #31

The rallies will be non stop LeftInTX Nov 2022 #6

So will the free media coverage. joshdawg Nov 2022 #29

Without Twitter supporting him that will be more difficult unless Musk decides to help Trump and cstanleytech Nov 2022 #32

For sure hibbing Nov 2022 #37

"Your country is being destroyed before your eyes" - true. BWdem4life Nov 2022 #7

Projection again. Justice matters. Nov 2022 #16

Actually the Republican plan to destroy American started a number of decades ago. cstanleytech Nov 2022 #33

Jesus! SouthernDem4ever Nov 2022 #8

This is what they should do to Pendejo45 ... aggiesal Nov 2022 #27

Say what you will about the orange turd blossom, it took courage to announce he has gangrene. ffr Nov 2022 #14

It's time for BillyBobBrilliant Nov 2022 #17

Yup, the Constitution is very clear on this scenario. LudwigPastorius Nov 2022 #23

2 reasons azureblue Nov 2022 #18

does the bag o'shit Marthe48 Nov 2022 #20

When you've lost Matt Child-rapist Gaetz... Pluvious Nov 2022 #21

Still sore loser hair furhair wants to lose again. Justice matters. Nov 2022 #22

Thank goodness, Bayard Nov 2022 #24

He's not going to win but he's still going to do a lot of damage inwiththenew Nov 2022 #25

In other words... jmowreader Nov 2022 #26

Just tell him he already made America great, and now his job is done. jmbar2 Nov 2022 #28

I want to know if the Republicans are gonna have a primary. n/t forgotmylogin Nov 2022 #30

That's alot of projection bdamomma Nov 2022 #34

Where have you gone, Merrick Garland? The nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Mr. Ected Nov 2022 #35

"...who tried to overturn a legitimate election..." myohmy2 Nov 2022 #36

Of course he will. republianmushroom Nov 2022 #38

Daffy Trump hates losing. He should get ready to do it again. ificandream Nov 2022 #39

I hope he becomes the first presidential candidate to spend his campaign time Wonder Why Nov 2022 #40