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Solly Mack

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80. Giuliani says some truly nutty things...

Mon Mar 18, 2024, 10:40 AM

Mar 2024

But to frame your death in terms of loyalty to Trump scoring you points in heaven was not on my Bingo card.

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Rudy Giuliani Says Loyalty to Donald Trump Will Help Him in Heaven [View all] BumRushDaShow Mar 2024 OP

Oh, Rudy... PJMcK Mar 2024 #1

Hey, it might be good news, he may be planning to depart this earth, but he will be shocked when St. Peter Escurumbele Mar 2024 #74

An old joke PJMcK Mar 2024 #85

In the words of Joe Biden, "Will you shut up man?" emulatorloo Mar 2024 #2

That is a pretty bizarre statement, even for Rudy. OAITW r.2.0 Mar 2024 #3

Yes, very bizarre PatSeg Mar 2024 #75

Perfect match for the addle-pated smelly former guy. erronis Mar 2024 #79

Oh absolutely PatSeg Mar 2024 #88

Yes Rudy, there will be multigraincracker Mar 2024 #4

And ginger mints oasis Mar 2024 #41

And unicorns barfing rainbows NanaCat Mar 2024 #52

Rudy Is In For A Rude Awakening... smb Mar 2024 #43

Rudy is assuming agingdem Mar 2024 #53

If the Imp dresses hot n 'slutty Mopar151 Mar 2024 #55

And 72 cousins ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 2024 #70

snork. AllaN01Bear Mar 2024 #5

Yeah...the First National Bank of Heaven will have your rewards 😜 Deuxcents Mar 2024 #6

Going for an insanity defense, Rudy? rubbersole Mar 2024 #7

Rudi needs to watch a bit of That Mitchell and Webb Look muriel_volestrangler Mar 2024 #8

Basing his afterlife in heaven on supporting a criminal instead of Jesus or god? LiberalFighter Mar 2024 #9

Statement coming from a very religious man. republianmushroom Mar 2024 #10

I think Rudy's final destination will be with TFG, shoveling coal, marble falls Mar 2024 #11

Hahahahahaha RussBLib Mar 2024 #12

Trump won't be there and neither will Rudy. Ocelot II Mar 2024 #27

Exactly right ... FakeNoose Mar 2024 #35

Correct Image of where being buddies with the Rapist/Fraudster/Racist/Traitor will get you to front Pachamama Mar 2024 #46

Is that Rush laying under the cement block in the lower right hand corner? GoodRaisin Mar 2024 #49

I sure hope so! ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 2024 #71

Nah NanaCat Mar 2024 #54

"ashes to ashes. dust to dust." rampartc Mar 2024 #82

You'd think Rudy would've gotten way past trump idolatry by now... brush Mar 2024 #13

In Heaven, Everything is Fine.... Blue Owl Mar 2024 #14

But Rudy, your own party feels that you, as a drag queen, are a groomer and not going to heaven. keithbvadu2 Mar 2024 #15

Somebody please tell samplegirl Mar 2024 #16

Cultist Roy Rolling Mar 2024 #17

"Not being a weakling who refuse to represent Trump because he doesn't pay his bills.... viva la Mar 2024 #25

'Thou shall have no other gods before me" isn't gonna work out like he thinks. ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 2024 #72

Exactly what loyalty to Trump will get you. Help in heaven. Count on it! Jim__ Mar 2024 #18

Heaven?! Giuliani better check his compass. It's obiously upside down. SupportSanity Mar 2024 #19

Rudy, supporting a Satan ain't gonna get ya into Heaven. patphil Mar 2024 #20

I'm sure Heaven will give Rudy's faith in Trump the consideration it deserves. PTL! Midnight Writer Mar 2024 #21

Sometimes we think they will "get it". Permanut Mar 2024 #22

I thought one of the commandments was "You shall not put any other gods before me." sakabatou Mar 2024 #23

Giuliani is a charter member of the Trump Circle dalton99a Mar 2024 #24

Anyone gonna tell him there ain't no heaven? elleng Mar 2024 #26

Doesn't matter; if there is one he won't be going there. Ocelot II Mar 2024 #29

As my aunt used to say: jls4561 Mar 2024 #28

Rudy, you and Trump are going directly to Hell. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #30

I just want to vomit... Bluejeans Mar 2024 #31

I missed that part of the New Testament. Can you show me where it says that? Ray Bruns Mar 2024 #62

" I will be disbarred in New York. I will be disbarred in Washington. " AverageOldGuy Mar 2024 #32

LMAO Solly Mack Mar 2024 #33

I concur- boy that OP really caught me off guard rurallib Mar 2024 #69

Giuliani says some truly nutty things... Solly Mack Mar 2024 #80

If it helps him get there sooner, then I'm all for it. Orrex Mar 2024 #34

Oh Rudy, bless your heart! FakeNoose Mar 2024 #36

Um, well, the place he's going starts with a "H" relayerbob Mar 2024 #37

Well, the first two letters of both are "he", so it is easy to see how niyad Mar 2024 #40

Rudy is up the creek, no paddles in sight democrank Mar 2024 #38

That's all he's got left ArkansasDemocrat1 Mar 2024 #73

Putin Tell Him To Say That??? HandmaidsTaleUntold Mar 2024 #39

He really is quite insane. LudwigPastorius Mar 2024 #42

Disbarred for your "principles". Right-o, Rudy. nt The Unmitigated Gall Mar 2024 #44

His objective is clear, but he's not learning from experience. truthisfreedom Mar 2024 #45

Looney Rudy Hikerchick57 Mar 2024 #47

Fruity Rooty Mysterian Mar 2024 #81

Drink the Flavor-Aid he offers you, too. C Moon Mar 2024 #48

Beyond pathetic. (nt) Paladin Mar 2024 #50

Oh dear... Mike Nelson Mar 2024 #51

That's exactly what I thought. n/t Raven Mar 2024 #60

Rudy is trying to position himself as a MAGA martyr. Eugene Mar 2024 #56

I think he should test that theory mercuryblues Mar 2024 #57

not the heaven he is expecting.. samnsara Mar 2024 #58

Yeah, worst heaven ever. tanyev Mar 2024 #64

Sounds like Rudy The Wizard Mar 2024 #59

I've never heard of a "heavenly" prison, but whatever Rudy. Enjoy. Vinca Mar 2024 #61

So he's even getting the bargaining stage of the grieving process wrong Bucky Mar 2024 #63

I'd like to be there mgardener Mar 2024 #65

Why isn't his family doing something about this guy? It is Raven Mar 2024 #66

They are part of it (at least his son) BumRushDaShow Mar 2024 #67

I actually have no problem with this. bluestarone Mar 2024 #68

more like hell you demented pervert JohnSJ Mar 2024 #76

It won't even help him in a Starbucks. dchill Mar 2024 #77

And Santa Claus will still bring Rudy toys on Xmas while other lawyers Sibelius Fan Mar 2024 #78

My first big laugh of the day! Thanks! CTyankee Mar 2024 #83

Hopefully this is your 2nd -- BumRushDaShow Mar 2024 #84

THAT elicited a cackle...absolutely precious.... CTyankee Mar 2024 #87

With this, I now dub Giuliani TSF #2. What craziness and still claiming he's done nothing wrong after iluvtennis Mar 2024 #86

Headline inaccurate intrepidity Mar 2024 #89

I'm assuming Heaven is a BaronChocula Mar 2024 #90

Wat!!!! wolfie001 Mar 2024 #91

That can't come soon enough. Just remember to pay Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss before checking-out! Oopsie Daisy Mar 2024 #92