Rudy Giuliani Says Loyalty to Donald Trump Will Help Him in Heaven

[PJMcK]

85. An old joke

Rudy dies and shows up at the Pearly Gates. He stands in line as the blessed souls are admitted into Heaven where they receive their angel wings and a beautiful harp.

When Rudy gets to the head of the line, St. Peter gives him a sneering look and says, "Wrong gate, buddy." St. Peter pulls a big lever, the clouds open up beneath Rudy and he plummets to the Gates of Hell where he meets Satan.

"Ah, my good man, Rudy," exclaims the Dark Lord. "Come in, come in. We've been looking forward to seeing you!"

Rudy is rushed to the front of the line where he receives his pitch fork and an out-of-tune accordion. (Are there any other kind?!)

"Enjoy eternity, Rudy," cackled Satan who then disappeared in a blast of sulfuric smoke that reminded Rudy of Trump's farts.