Trump bizarrely claims people have stopped eating bacon because of wind power

[Hermit-The-Prog]

18. When presidential candidates break wind, we have a problem. Especially when it spews from an anus-looking mouth.

You can't break wind when the windmill spins. You have to break wind when the cameras are rolling. They don't want you breaking wind at any tiime. But tacos! Those taco trucks on every corner conspire to make you break wind all the time. Of course, when you break wind, you're adding to the global warming hoax because you're acting like cow farts. Nobody's ever heard of cow farts before. Only I can fart better than the cows. Vote for me and I'll fart every day and prove the cows are crazy.