Domino's founder sues feds over health care law

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14. This is easy. There shouldn't be a fine, there should be a fee.

He wants us to police his workers for possibly having birth control and abortion coverage. There should be a fee for that. We can work up a price schedule depending on what kind of insurances for not having these options granted he would prefer for that.

1. Does he want the offending members of his organization reported to him. $10 per month per person.
2. Does he want training for all physicians and responders to review all contracts before they might give out these options. $100 per month.
3. Does he want guards posted at all hospitals to warn other workers to not let these people have certain options. $1,000 per person per month.
4. Does he want guards at all hospitals keeping it from happening by constantly checking what the hospital is doing at any time and stopping it mid-procedure if happening. $10,000 per person per month.

Please check one and send in your payments on time.

ON EDIT: These prices are subject to change and may depend on size of workforce.