Newsom Rips Trump's 'Rose Garden Club' at the WH: 'Cheersing Diet Cokes' While Economy Is Tanking

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2. P(edo)OTUS designed this fiasco

Look at those hideous chairs. Every time you get up or scoot in the chair feet make a farting sound. Perhaps appropriate. They're probably leftover inventory from the cancelled donald trump furniture collection. But I bet the DNA from the strands of hair caught in the velcro cushion straps could solve a cold case or two somewhere.

No decor on the patio. No trellises. No art. No potted plants.

And the food. Were the Big Macs even made today?

That patio looks like how our country is being run.