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In reply to the discussion: Senator John McCain Confident of Identifying 'Good Guys' in Syria. [View all]jtuck004
(15,882 posts)"Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones... "
or maybe that was Grandpa Simpson - they seem so similar.
I can't help but wonder if their best move would be to send McCain to their enemies...