U.S. Spy Report Sparks Outrage as Brazil Demands Answers

[DeSwiss]

12. I'm SHOCKED!!!

So you're saying it is within our purview to bug the phones and email of a sitting President in another country, one who is not our enemy, but an ally? One to whom we sell jets and tanks and stuff? Oh right, never mind. I guess they are our enemy.

- There seems to be a lot of them.......

Ed McMahon: ''Oh Carnac The Magnificent, mystical sage that you are -- I hold in my hands a letter that has been hermetically-sealed and placed inside a mayonnaise jar, held on Funk and Wagnall's back porch until NOON TODAY! NO ONE! No one has seen the contents of this letter. But you with your strange and mysterious powers of divination shall reveal to us their contents without opening it.'' {hands him the letter}

Carnac The Magnificent: {holds letter to his head and closes his eyes} ''A public castration.''

Ed McMahon: {annoyingly repeating} ''A public castration.''

Carnac The Magnificent: {glares at Ed, then says} ''What did the British House of Commons recently give to David Cameron?''