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TheDeputy

(224 posts) Fri Sep 13, 2013, 09:57 AM Sep 2013

Florida man arrested for assaulting wife with chicken wings. [View all]

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Source: The Smoking Gun (Turner-SI Digital)

When Darlene “wouldn’t leave him alone,” Patrick “got mad and threw a bowl of chicken wings at her,” an investigator noted. While the wings “struck her in the upper body,” Darlene told cops that she did not want to press charges and have her spouse jailed.

Despite that request, Patrick (seen at left) was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county lockup, where bond has yet to be set. He is scheduled for an October 10 court appearance.

Read more: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wife-battered-with-chicken-wings-576432

Bizarre choice of weapons. I hope their marriage gets better

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Florida man arrested for assaulting wife with chicken wings. [View all] TheDeputy Sep 2013 OP

"I hope their marriage gets better" KansDem Sep 2013 #1

Good one! livetohike Sep 2013 #2

Even if it is on a WING and a prayer! Rebellious Republican Sep 2013 #3

this happened on Wingate Rd- you can't make this stuff up wordpix Sep 2013 #7

You forget this is FloriDUH, I know I live here. Rebellious Republican Sep 2013 #8

LOL. n/t TheDeputy Sep 2013 #5

she winged him but he's not mortally wounded wordpix Sep 2013 #4

(Casey Kasem voice) "...so for Darlene of South Florida here is Mister Mister KurtNYC Sep 2013 #6

Casey Kasem voice..... Rebellious Republican Sep 2013 #9

Wow ! ^ yesphan Sep 2013 #19

The end was the best about the dead dog rant! RIP Casey! Rebellious Republican Sep 2013 #24

OMG...this is priceless! Alameda Sep 2013 #31

I assault people with wings all the time. Fuddnik Sep 2013 #10

Maybe the wings yuiyoshida Sep 2013 #11

a battered wife n/t trusty elf Sep 2013 #12

First he battered the wings Jackpine Radical Sep 2013 #13

Why do people call the police and then decline to press charges??? Don't call the police then. Heather MC Sep 2013 #14

she chickened out Enrique Sep 2013 #16

She should have Ducked! Heather MC Sep 2013 #17

Well He was a Turkey yuiyoshida Sep 2013 #20

The whole situation is just Foul! Heather MC Sep 2013 #27

Eggsactly! yuiyoshida Sep 2013 #30

Her (his?) daughter called the police, not the wife muriel_volestrangler Sep 2013 #22

A minor flap. Scurrilous Sep 2013 #15

wait wait wait wait wait d_r Sep 2013 #18

Sounds like lawn mower Steve is at it again. Monk06 Sep 2013 #21

She's the wind beneath his wings Renew Deal Sep 2013 #23

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What? 25 replies and no recs???? Whassup with that? loudsue Sep 2013 #26

Not 'valuable' enough to rec, elleng Sep 2013 #28

No worries..he had a CCP! Sancho Sep 2013 #29

If he had a bone to pick with her, he could have found a better way. n/t jtuck004 Sep 2013 #32

Something like this happened to my neighbor. leftyladyfrommo Sep 2013 #33

Oh great! In_The_Wind Sep 2013 #34

I find this part inexplicable: kestrel91316 Sep 2013 #35

It is with sad regret that I must lock this thread. Lasher Sep 2013 #36