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13. Coming After Your Doughnuts, Coming After Your Doughnuts?

Tue Nov 12, 2013, 06:10 PM

Nov 2013

Where did I hear that before? One of the Police Academy movies, an old Dragnet show?

Oh Well, we know it came from somewhere. Anyone see the footnotes for that speech?

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The FDA Is 'Coming After Your Doughnuts,' Rand Paul Warns [View all] Redfairen Nov 2013 OP

DOH! MyNameGoesHere Nov 2013 #1

And Rand Paul is 'Coming After Anything You Have Written, So He Can Use It Without Attribution!' nt xocet Nov 2013 #2

Writers Association warns of Rand Paul coming for your work!!! Lobo27 Nov 2013 #3

OK, then, DOUGHNUTS will be the #1 republican issue for 2016! CTyankee Nov 2013 #4

Rand, Baby bucolic_frolic Nov 2013 #5

I thought that this issue would have been brought up by Rush or Crisco first Dopers_Greed Nov 2013 #6

I thought he used a wind tunnel to style his rug. KamaAina Nov 2013 #8

Oh, keep your rug on, Rand. KamaAina Nov 2013 #7

So many people forget that Populist_Prole Nov 2013 #11

Hydrogenated fats were created in the 1890s csziggy Nov 2013 #35

Ah, Randy, Randy, Randy. Stealing other people's words again. Quite a bad habit you have there. freshwest Nov 2013 #9

Here's another excerpt from his speech: nyquil_man Nov 2013 #10

And how is this any different from reading "Good Night, Moon" during a filibuster? nomorenomore08 Nov 2013 #43

Is your post meant as a joke? Benton D Struckcheon Nov 2013 #53

Yes, it's a joke. nyquil_man Nov 2013 #55

Oh really? alp227 Nov 2013 #12

Coming After Your Doughnuts, Coming After Your Doughnuts? A Simple Game Nov 2013 #13

What the hell will the Cops eat? Playinghardball Nov 2013 #14

That's what I always heard, too. Had a friend who worked at a donut shop many years ago... freshwest Nov 2013 #24

Starbucks is too pricey. Beacool Nov 2013 #28

That's a good story. But in my area, which is urban, it's very hard to find donuts, period. freshwest Nov 2013 #33

Yep, that's NY. Beacool Nov 2013 #37

Funny, NYC has had a trans-fat ban for years now sir pball Nov 2013 #47

I wish that the FDA would go after the dead animal on his head. Beacool Nov 2013 #15

It is a bad looking Pelt on his Melon warrant46 Nov 2013 #19

Yeah, it looks moth eaten. Beacool Nov 2013 #26

LOL warrant46 Nov 2013 #27

carefull what you wish for Rand,remember what R unlimited open bars & fatty foods did to breibart Sunlei Nov 2013 #16

Don't take my Krispy Kremes away! Nothing better than fried dough in fat YOHABLO Nov 2013 #17

From the UK's Guardian. Heart-stopping moments: freshwest Nov 2013 #34

He probably plagiarized that from a Dunkin Donuts press release Alamuti Lotus Nov 2013 #18

When will mental health professionals be coming after Rand Paul? marble falls Nov 2013 #20

So this is the new FUD? Fear....Uncertainty and ........................ Donuts!!!! cstanleytech Nov 2013 #21

Sadly I agree with Mr. Paul thefool_wa Nov 2013 #22

Donuts were invented in the 1850's. Trans fats didn't become big until after the 1920's. Xithras Nov 2013 #30

How about blending butter with vegetable oil? That would be all natural, don't know about margarine. freshwest Nov 2013 #41

Exatly thefool_wa Nov 2013 #48

You don't have to whip it. bitchkitty Nov 2013 #51

Well, yeah thefool_wa Nov 2013 #49

Here's another problem I thought of about this... thefool_wa Nov 2013 #56

Most companies have been reducing or eliminating trans-fats on their own Thor_MN Nov 2013 #40

I always avoided them since my college biology teacher explained the problem. freshwest Nov 2013 #52

desperate man has slipped off the rails. nt Javaman Nov 2013 #23

Riddle me this batman! Dakota Flint Nov 2013 #25

"I'll give you my donut when you pry it from my hot, sticky hands." rug Nov 2013 #29

Now this is a cause we can all get behind Moral Compass Nov 2013 #31

Everyone cynzke Nov 2013 #32

Shorter Rand: "Apple-c,Apple-v" Adenoid_Hynkel Nov 2013 #36

Mr. Personhood, National RTW Law, Mountaintop Mining is Cool! got all the memes in there! KochKudo! freshwest Nov 2013 #38

Ummm...isn't the dude a Dr? u4ic Nov 2013 #39

On this matter, the man has a point. Psephos Nov 2013 #42

Except that no one - not even Bloomberg - is actually trying to ban donuts. nomorenomore08 Nov 2013 #44

Camel. Nose. Tent. n/t Psephos Nov 2013 #45

Bastard FDA bastards! What next? Preventing bakers from adding sugar of lead to their confections? struggle4progress Nov 2013 #46

"it may soon be illegal to stuff your own garden full of claymores", really, the rat bastards Throckmorton Nov 2013 #50

Ahh, jeez. SheilaT Nov 2013 #54

And... ThoughtCriminal Nov 2013 #57

You can have my dooughnuts when you pry them from my dead sticky fingers! Ash_F Nov 2013 #58