The FDA Is 'Coming After Your Doughnuts,' Rand Paul Warns

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38. Mr. Personhood, National RTW Law, Mountaintop Mining is Cool! got all the memes in there! KochKudo!

Let's see:

The FEDS ar coming after your doughnuts! Because they didn't come after your guns yet!

Still beating that ACA dead horse, huh, Rand? We so loved you voting for cut VA hospitals, food stamps, the sequester, the shutdown and cackling with your buddies about how much fun it'd be to 'manage catastrophe.'

Meanwhile, your state leads the way in red states signed up for the ACA. Boofuckinghoo, Rand.

Oooh, and at the low blows:

Unelected bureaucrats - gee, Rand, didn't you know that is to prevent them discriminating?

And bureaucrats - had to get that old moniker in. Kiss my foot, Rand.

Wanna see them trotted out in a criminal lineup to be inspected by who, you, you little Napoleon - who are you giving orders to?

To see their weight? Gee, stay classy there, asswipe. Honestly, dude, you ain't no Brad Pitt.

A nanny state, uh? Guess those old diatribes from Rush really did the job. 'Womb to the Tomb' is what you're counting on to resonate in those empty skulls - and you really do insult your state, acting like donuts and big gulps is such a priority.

Speaking of Wombs there, pal, get your nosy state outta the lady parts!

And ow, snap, enforce it on government workers, first! You know, those guys who actually have degrees in nutrition, science (say the word, Rand, c'mon, you can do it, just say.. sciii-ennce!) and may be real doctors on the payroll instead of faux doctors, uh, like yourself.

Oh, and by the way, do something anatomically impossible to yourself. Since you're so concerned about sex...

Okay, I'll get off Rand's case for a while. But I truly despise this lying Kochroach.