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Half-Century Man

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21. He must be a medical miracle.

Thu Nov 14, 2013, 08:43 PM

Nov 2013

Considering how much of his brain case was lost to his quintuple sized nasal chamber. He should be able to smell Dallas from his office in Washington.

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Rep. Gohmert upset Obama’s Israel policy not based on Biblical prophecies [View all] Galraedia Nov 2013 OP

Well excuse me for not wanting the US to be a theocracy sakabatou Nov 2013 #1

he is obviously inserious mental disarray. I can hardly believe he gets elected. The man is severely roguevalley Nov 2013 #25

Maybe he should encourage Rick Perry to sign on to ACA, perhaps he could use the mental health. Thinkingabout Nov 2013 #26

he should roguevalley Nov 2013 #41

I agree totally. JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #33

That or the desire to be reelected nxylas Nov 2013 #50

Sadly, I think it is. TxDemChem Nov 2013 #88

A good third of the country is likely mentally ill. Hence thats why creature like Gomer Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #64

yes - 33% at least likely mentally ill or "re educated" lunasun Nov 2013 #92

agree,makes you wonder if it the water or overpopulation...what Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #93

Millions of Americans are as crazy as he is FiveGoodMen Nov 2013 #89

I'm upset Gohmert's brain functioning is not based on sanity. n/t cosmicone Nov 2013 #2

If you have an under educated or defacto7 Nov 2013 #83

or .... with education heavy on bible-thumping cosmicone Nov 2013 #85

or... commuting 300mi/day listening to "talk" radio cprise Nov 2013 #98

effin' Rep. Gohmert needs to be informed of the separation of church and state clause and the fact indepat Nov 2013 #3

Gomer's gotten into the Asparagus Kool-ade with Extra Pulpit (tm). chollybocker Nov 2013 #4

did he bother to list any of these fulfilled prophesies? frylock Nov 2013 #5

’Some of us believe that the Bible is accurate" That's great news for me! BlueJazz Nov 2013 #6

So if it's accurate then Noah really did collect two of everything ... Arugula Latte Nov 2013 #24

I can think of a few creepy things that I wish he would of left out. BlueJazz Nov 2013 #30

Noah's Ark always makes me ask: Marie Marie Nov 2013 #34

And then there were incidents like this... Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #35

Snort & Giggle. Marie Marie Nov 2013 #37

I think the actual incident involved a chickenhawk cprise Nov 2013 #101

Heh! NCarolinawoman Nov 2013 #38

Their response would be ajk2821 Nov 2013 #45

Except that the Bible doesn't say that. Fortinbras Armstrong Nov 2013 #58

They slapped together two different creation myths in Genesis, too: Arugula Latte Nov 2013 #65

Wow ajk2821 Nov 2013 #66

2 or 14... Thor_MN Nov 2013 #112

Not only that. Enthusiast Nov 2013 #53

The Ark was also known as the Tardis. R. Daneel Olivaw Nov 2013 #75

Didn't you see that movie with Steve Carrell--_Evan's Ark_? The ark guy doesn't tblue37 Nov 2013 #114

I guess that was a pretty accurate documentary. Arugula Latte Nov 2013 #119

I guess Noah forgot the dinosaurs. RoccoR5955 Nov 2013 #87

’Some of us believe that the Bible is accurate" AlbertCat Nov 2013 #110

It's not MY point but there are some people who believe that other people who .. BlueJazz Nov 2013 #111

It's not MY point AlbertCat Nov 2013 #118

Gohmert apparently does not do much reading and heeding the bible. Jesus taught us to love every Thinkingabout Nov 2013 #7

Great another Idiot end of timer hoping to get enough Jewish people back to Israel for "god" to Heather MC Nov 2013 #8

"Why it doesn't say 'Brunswick' on that shiny dome, I'll never know" KamaAina Nov 2013 #9

According to Rachel Maddow, Bush used to consult with right wing groups about Israel and 2nd coming Gothmog Nov 2013 #10

May I ask, because I have not had the nerve to ask in person, mbperrin Nov 2013 #31

But the rebuillding fo the Temple and the damnation of all Jews TheDebbieDee Nov 2013 #36

Thanks for replying! nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #76

There's no reason for them to "reveal" anything. Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #43

Thanks for responding! I have been curious for a while. nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #77

Not a problem. glad you asked. Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #81

Yet sadly, some groups are willing to turn a blind eye to it... Scootaloo Nov 2013 #104

True. Blind eyes turned all over the place. Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #105

It's a recurring pity how piss-poor people's grasp and sense of history is, isn't it? Scootaloo Nov 2013 #106

Lots of ahistorical people, for sure. Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #107

I have a good friend leftynyc Nov 2013 #49

Thanks for the response! nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #78

Having grown up around these types also, cprise Nov 2013 #100

Jews and the State of Israel are well aware of these beliefs/prophecies Gothmog Nov 2013 #67

Thank you for replying! nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #79

"They don't love the real Jewish people. They love us as characters in their story... Tom Ripley Nov 2013 #74

Thanks for replying! nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #80

Exactly. Part of why the 'Israel rules America' CT is so disgusting. freshwest Nov 2013 #94

Wait...Gohmert is upset that U.S. policy towards Israel Ken Burch Nov 2013 #11

I have had enough of him... Moostache Nov 2013 #12

Problem is, the Israelis don't want his kind in their country. DinahMoeHum Nov 2013 #15

When they closed the mental hospitals in the 80s mysuzuki2 Nov 2013 #13

K & R, agreed Thinkingabout Nov 2013 #27

I only wish that was the cause. Enthusiast Nov 2013 #55

Congress's Rapture Republicans ignore the Commandment about lying ... JEFF9K Nov 2013 #14

Hey Gohmert Pyle... maddogesq Nov 2013 #16

Remember, Turbineguy Nov 2013 #17

ATTN Louie Gohmert you might want to check into what Thomas Jefferson had to say.... Botany Nov 2013 #18

Yes, this is why Texas Tea/Nutbaggers want Thomas Jefferson out of the Textbooks. DhhD Nov 2013 #109

"Don't be a Gohmert" should be the next meme. Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2013 #19

So he thinks the bible tells him Israel should have nuclear weapons? muriel_volestrangler Nov 2013 #20

He must be a medical miracle. Half-Century Man Nov 2013 #21

Texas must be so proud Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2013 #22

Oh NO, we will gladly donate he and Cruz to science to see what makes them tick. Thinkingabout Nov 2013 #29

I'm upset it's not based on the prophecies of the Oracle of Thebes Arugula Latte Nov 2013 #23

This is downright frightening. They hauled the stenographer off the House floor, why can't TwilightGardener Nov 2013 #28

Do those "enemies" include those who want to force-convert 100k of them to Christianity... arcane1 Nov 2013 #32

Gohmert and Cruz are a disgrace to the United States davidpdx Nov 2013 #39

Off the charts whacko babble not worth discussing Zambero Nov 2013 #40

Gohmert should go back to teaching Sunday School. blkmusclmachine Nov 2013 #42

Wouldn't that fall under 'unfair and inhumane' punishment of kids? nt Bodhi BloodWave Nov 2013 #63

Complete clown Morganfleeman Nov 2013 #44

Fuck off, Gomer SoapBox Nov 2013 #46

Jesus clearly stated BootinUp Nov 2013 #47

Yet Bush still could not pronounce nuclear? merrily Nov 2013 #70

Obama is adverse to the "black helicopter"-UN? Who knew? DetlefK Nov 2013 #48

Thanks to Louie, somewhere in this world... MrScorpio Nov 2013 #51

Gohmert is a cartoon character. You know, just like Lieberman. Enthusiast Nov 2013 #52

Rightist Jews sulphurdunn Nov 2013 #54

Gohmert then enjoyed a plate of shrimp. JoePhilly Nov 2013 #56

Slaves should be obedient to their masters? another_liberal Nov 2013 #57

I'd love to hear his list of "prophesies fulfilled". Now that would be a hoot. AAO Nov 2013 #59

Well, Gomer, we'll just have to live with your disappointment. Arkana Nov 2013 #60

Obama hasn't 'betrayed' Israel. Ash_F Nov 2013 #61

Well I guess this op will be a point of contention here at DU.... Thucydides Nov 2013 #62

There's absolutely no excuse sulphurdunn Nov 2013 #71

The Worst kept Secret in the World Today HoosierCowboy Nov 2013 #68

I'm upset that U.S. domestic fiscal policy is not consistent with the Sermon on the Mount. merrily Nov 2013 #69

And God looked down on his creations packman Nov 2013 #72

That's my congressman! arely staircase Nov 2013 #73

This pretty much says it all! RosettaStoned77 Nov 2013 #82

Louie Louie Mostly Orbiting Nov 2013 #84

"hey, you gotta go--yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!....." lastlib Nov 2013 #91

They can always say that any policy is either unconstitutional or unbiblical. Orsino Nov 2013 #86

American Taliban ZRT2209 Nov 2013 #90

Is this satire or real?... awoke_in_2003 Nov 2013 #95

I think that it says right there in the Bible that Obama policy is preordained.... olddad56 Nov 2013 #96

and some of us believe it's a fairy tale. cvoogt Nov 2013 #97

you think that the people who wrote it might have embellished a little... olddad56 Nov 2013 #99

don't get me wrong cvoogt Nov 2013 #108

Religion - The Mind Cancer That Cannot Be Eradicated cantbeserious Nov 2013 #102

Whoever heads the Repug ticket in 2016, I want Gohmert as VP nominee. eppur_se_muova Nov 2013 #103

Dems need to put someone up against him. hrmjustin Nov 2013 #113

And I'm upset God's Louie Gohmert policy is not based on biblical prophecies- silvershadow Nov 2013 #115

that view of "Biblical Prophesy" would include a belief that they must destroy the Al Aqsa so that Douglas Carpenter Nov 2013 #116

the old end times louie madrchsod Nov 2013 #117

Juanita Jean is having some fun with Louie's latest Gothmog Nov 2013 #120