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120. Juanita Jean is having some fun with Louie's latest

Mon Nov 18, 2013, 02:46 PM

Nov 2013

http://www.juanitajean.com/2013/11/17/screwy-louie-2/

I will give Louie a shiny new nickel if he would read Genesis 12 out loud to me. Especially the part when Abram got to Egypt and he made his beautiful wife lie and say that she was his sister so that the Pharaoh would take her into his house and give Abram lots of cool stuff, you know, like “sheep, and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and camels.”

And God rewarded Abram for his lies and brought plagues on the Egyptians for believing the lies. That’s the Fox News marketing plan.

So, Abram whored out his wife for livestock. And that’s where the Republicans got their economic plan.

Thanks for that Genesis 12 reminder, Louie.

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Rep. Gohmert upset Obama�s Israel policy not based on Biblical prophecies [View all] Galraedia Nov 2013 OP

Well excuse me for not wanting the US to be a theocracy sakabatou Nov 2013 #1

he is obviously inserious mental disarray. I can hardly believe he gets elected. The man is severely roguevalley Nov 2013 #25

Maybe he should encourage Rick Perry to sign on to ACA, perhaps he could use the mental health. Thinkingabout Nov 2013 #26

he should roguevalley Nov 2013 #41

I agree totally. JimboBillyBubbaBob Nov 2013 #33

That or the desire to be reelected nxylas Nov 2013 #50

Sadly, I think it is. TxDemChem Nov 2013 #88

A good third of the country is likely mentally ill. Hence thats why creature like Gomer Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #64

yes - 33% at least likely mentally ill or "re educated" lunasun Nov 2013 #92

agree,makes you wonder if it the water or overpopulation...what Katashi_itto Nov 2013 #93

Millions of Americans are as crazy as he is FiveGoodMen Nov 2013 #89

I'm upset Gohmert's brain functioning is not based on sanity. n/t cosmicone Nov 2013 #2

If you have an under educated or defacto7 Nov 2013 #83

or .... with education heavy on bible-thumping cosmicone Nov 2013 #85

or... commuting 300mi/day listening to "talk" radio cprise Nov 2013 #98

effin' Rep. Gohmert needs to be informed of the separation of church and state clause and the fact indepat Nov 2013 #3

Gomer's gotten into the Asparagus Kool-ade with Extra Pulpit (tm). chollybocker Nov 2013 #4

did he bother to list any of these fulfilled prophesies? frylock Nov 2013 #5

�Some of us believe that the Bible is accurate" That's great news for me! BlueJazz Nov 2013 #6

So if it's accurate then Noah really did collect two of everything ... Arugula Latte Nov 2013 #24

I can think of a few creepy things that I wish he would of left out. BlueJazz Nov 2013 #30

Noah's Ark always makes me ask: Marie Marie Nov 2013 #34

And then there were incidents like this... Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #35

Snort & Giggle. Marie Marie Nov 2013 #37

I think the actual incident involved a chickenhawk cprise Nov 2013 #101

Heh! NCarolinawoman Nov 2013 #38

Their response would be ajk2821 Nov 2013 #45

Except that the Bible doesn't say that. Fortinbras Armstrong Nov 2013 #58

They slapped together two different creation myths in Genesis, too: Arugula Latte Nov 2013 #65

Wow ajk2821 Nov 2013 #66

2 or 14... Thor_MN Nov 2013 #112

Not only that. Enthusiast Nov 2013 #53

The Ark was also known as the Tardis. R. Daneel Olivaw Nov 2013 #75

Didn't you see that movie with Steve Carrell--_Evan's Ark_? The ark guy doesn't tblue37 Nov 2013 #114

I guess that was a pretty accurate documentary. Arugula Latte Nov 2013 #119

I guess Noah forgot the dinosaurs. RoccoR5955 Nov 2013 #87

�Some of us believe that the Bible is accurate" AlbertCat Nov 2013 #110

It's not MY point but there are some people who believe that other people who .. BlueJazz Nov 2013 #111

It's not MY point AlbertCat Nov 2013 #118

Gohmert apparently does not do much reading and heeding the bible. Jesus taught us to love every Thinkingabout Nov 2013 #7

Great another Idiot end of timer hoping to get enough Jewish people back to Israel for "god" to Heather MC Nov 2013 #8

"Why it doesn't say 'Brunswick' on that shiny dome, I'll never know" KamaAina Nov 2013 #9

According to Rachel Maddow, Bush used to consult with right wing groups about Israel and 2nd coming Gothmog Nov 2013 #10

May I ask, because I have not had the nerve to ask in person, mbperrin Nov 2013 #31

But the rebuillding fo the Temple and the damnation of all Jews TheDebbieDee Nov 2013 #36

Thanks for replying! nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #76

There's no reason for them to "reveal" anything. Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #43

Thanks for responding! I have been curious for a while. nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #77

Not a problem. glad you asked. Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #81

Yet sadly, some groups are willing to turn a blind eye to it... Scootaloo Nov 2013 #104

True. Blind eyes turned all over the place. Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #105

It's a recurring pity how piss-poor people's grasp and sense of history is, isn't it? Scootaloo Nov 2013 #106

Lots of ahistorical people, for sure. Behind the Aegis Nov 2013 #107

I have a good friend leftynyc Nov 2013 #49

Thanks for the response! nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #78

Having grown up around these types also, cprise Nov 2013 #100

Jews and the State of Israel are well aware of these beliefs/prophecies Gothmog Nov 2013 #67

Thank you for replying! nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #79

"They don't love the real Jewish people. They love us as characters in their story... Tom Ripley Nov 2013 #74

Thanks for replying! nt mbperrin Nov 2013 #80

Exactly. Part of why the 'Israel rules America' CT is so disgusting. freshwest Nov 2013 #94

Wait...Gohmert is upset that U.S. policy towards Israel Ken Burch Nov 2013 #11

I have had enough of him... Moostache Nov 2013 #12

Problem is, the Israelis don't want his kind in their country. DinahMoeHum Nov 2013 #15

When they closed the mental hospitals in the 80s mysuzuki2 Nov 2013 #13

K & R, agreed Thinkingabout Nov 2013 #27

I only wish that was the cause. Enthusiast Nov 2013 #55

Congress's Rapture Republicans ignore the Commandment about lying ... JEFF9K Nov 2013 #14

Hey Gohmert Pyle... maddogesq Nov 2013 #16

Remember, Turbineguy Nov 2013 #17

ATTN Louie Gohmert you might want to check into what Thomas Jefferson had to say.... Botany Nov 2013 #18

Yes, this is why Texas Tea/Nutbaggers want Thomas Jefferson out of the Textbooks. DhhD Nov 2013 #109

"Don't be a Gohmert" should be the next meme. Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2013 #19

So he thinks the bible tells him Israel should have nuclear weapons? muriel_volestrangler Nov 2013 #20

He must be a medical miracle. Half-Century Man Nov 2013 #21

Texas must be so proud Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2013 #22

Oh NO, we will gladly donate he and Cruz to science to see what makes them tick. Thinkingabout Nov 2013 #29

I'm upset it's not based on the prophecies of the Oracle of Thebes Arugula Latte Nov 2013 #23

This is downright frightening. They hauled the stenographer off the House floor, why can't TwilightGardener Nov 2013 #28

Do those "enemies" include those who want to force-convert 100k of them to Christianity... arcane1 Nov 2013 #32

Gohmert and Cruz are a disgrace to the United States davidpdx Nov 2013 #39

Off the charts whacko babble not worth discussing Zambero Nov 2013 #40

Gohmert should go back to teaching Sunday School. blkmusclmachine Nov 2013 #42

Wouldn't that fall under 'unfair and inhumane' punishment of kids? nt Bodhi BloodWave Nov 2013 #63

Complete clown Morganfleeman Nov 2013 #44

Fuck off, Gomer SoapBox Nov 2013 #46

Jesus clearly stated BootinUp Nov 2013 #47

Yet Bush still could not pronounce nuclear? merrily Nov 2013 #70

Obama is adverse to the "black helicopter"-UN? Who knew? DetlefK Nov 2013 #48

Thanks to Louie, somewhere in this world... MrScorpio Nov 2013 #51

Gohmert is a cartoon character. You know, just like Lieberman. Enthusiast Nov 2013 #52

Rightist Jews sulphurdunn Nov 2013 #54

Gohmert then enjoyed a plate of shrimp. JoePhilly Nov 2013 #56

Slaves should be obedient to their masters? another_liberal Nov 2013 #57

I'd love to hear his list of "prophesies fulfilled". Now that would be a hoot. AAO Nov 2013 #59

Well, Gomer, we'll just have to live with your disappointment. Arkana Nov 2013 #60

Obama hasn't 'betrayed' Israel. Ash_F Nov 2013 #61

Well I guess this op will be a point of contention here at DU.... Thucydides Nov 2013 #62

There's absolutely no excuse sulphurdunn Nov 2013 #71

The Worst kept Secret in the World Today HoosierCowboy Nov 2013 #68

I'm upset that U.S. domestic fiscal policy is not consistent with the Sermon on the Mount. merrily Nov 2013 #69

And God looked down on his creations packman Nov 2013 #72

That's my congressman! arely staircase Nov 2013 #73

This pretty much says it all! RosettaStoned77 Nov 2013 #82

Louie Louie Mostly Orbiting Nov 2013 #84

"hey, you gotta go--yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!....." lastlib Nov 2013 #91

They can always say that any policy is either unconstitutional or unbiblical. Orsino Nov 2013 #86

American Taliban ZRT2209 Nov 2013 #90

Is this satire or real?... awoke_in_2003 Nov 2013 #95

I think that it says right there in the Bible that Obama policy is preordained.... olddad56 Nov 2013 #96

and some of us believe it's a fairy tale. cvoogt Nov 2013 #97

you think that the people who wrote it might have embellished a little... olddad56 Nov 2013 #99

don't get me wrong cvoogt Nov 2013 #108

Religion - The Mind Cancer That Cannot Be Eradicated cantbeserious Nov 2013 #102

Whoever heads the Repug ticket in 2016, I want Gohmert as VP nominee. eppur_se_muova Nov 2013 #103

Dems need to put someone up against him. hrmjustin Nov 2013 #113

And I'm upset God's Louie Gohmert policy is not based on biblical prophecies- silvershadow Nov 2013 #115

that view of "Biblical Prophesy" would include a belief that they must destroy the Al Aqsa so that Douglas Carpenter Nov 2013 #116

the old end times louie madrchsod Nov 2013 #117

Juanita Jean is having some fun with Louie's latest Gothmog Nov 2013 #120